LOL hey it's a questions i've been trying to figure out repeatively since i was in preschool!
2006-07-22 14:06:26 · 18 answers · asked by Jay 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I'm right here. I've always been here, just waiting for you ask.
2006-07-22 14:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by rainphys 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude!......I'm so sorry, but waldo washed up on the Jersey Shore last tuesday morning. I was eating a sausage mcmuffin, and drinking some extraordinarily hot coffee, and dangling my worn-out dogs in the waves as they lapped up against an old dead log that I often sit on in the morning before work............suddenly, about a basketball sized seaweed ball hit my foot, and got partially tangled betwixed my toes. It startled me at first, and I jerked my tangled foot up and out of the wave, clenching my toes inadvertantly, and pulling the seaweed vine unravelling it just enough to see an eaten out eye socket. I grabbed the vine from my foot, with my hand, and pulled and pulled, as more and more of the face was revealed. Well, at least, what was not eaten away by various sea creatures. Now, I, like most of us, really have been looking for Waldo for quite some time, and I know that face anywhere........even partially eaten away, and rolled up in a tangled seaweedball.......and as the last of the vine fell away, with a knowing smile, a long sigh of relief, and actually a huge victory feeling, I looked right into his eye.....uh, and said,
"Where have you been, little scuba Waldo?"
Needless to say, he was a little short on explainations.
That was it. I tossed his head in the dumpster, on the way back. As for the rest of him, I have no idea.
2006-07-22 14:47:48 · answer #2 · answered by balloonknot71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This wiki contains a full listing of all the appearances of Waldo.
2006-07-22 14:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by ghost orchid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Lower 9th Ward, New Orleans. I saw Anderson Cooper interviewing him on CNN.
2006-07-22 15:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by piggez1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waldo is up your butt and around the corner... I promise.. Go look for yourself if you don't believe me. I've seen him there plenty of times, but he's very rude. He doesn't even nod his head when I say hello.
2006-07-22 14:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by ~~$Em-J$~~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
waldo is all around us. maybe hes not real. maybe we've been buying various waldo books, puzzles, etc. only to find he's not there. perhaps its a humongous government conspiracy? maybe 'waldo' is actually a llama planning world domination in disguise?
2006-07-22 14:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On behalf of all the parents who tortured their children with this book, I apologize. Maybe the answers you seek will not allude you in the next life.
2006-07-22 14:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by kiz_ma_az 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's in my clothes dryer, because every time I put 2 socks in there I always get 1 back. LOL!
2006-07-22 14:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Screw Waldo. I found her G Spot.
2006-07-22 14:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by squaregirl30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He lives in a town southeast of Cleveland, Ohio and he's my 2nd best friend. Get this: He has a son who can legally sign his checks "Jesus Christ." No, I'm NOT kidding...!
2006-07-22 14:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At Bullwinkles. Or the AAA Aarvark escort service.
2006-07-22 14:23:16 · answer #11 · answered by robert f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋