what was the funniest day of your life?

Question

details plz!

ok devil_in_des....your an idiot! next answer please!

Answer 1

One night after driving through Taco Bell, my girlfriend and I were on our way back home. We were about 3 blocks from home on a private side-street and there were three teenagers walking right in the middle of the road. Two girls and one guy. The guy was wearing his hat crooked and his pants were hanging real low. I guess he thought he was some kind of badass. Anyway, as we drove by, my girlfriend made a comment to them regarding how they should be on the sidewalk, not in the middle of the road. I guess the guy wanted to impress the girls he was with, so he yelled "phuck you", then kicked the side of my car.

This is where it gets funny, because I've always wanted to do something like this to one of those 'wigger' white boy punks who think they're tough. (I'm 34 by the way, 6 foot 9 and weigh 310.)

I slammed the brakes on, backed up, got out, walked up to him, flicked my lit cigarette in his face and asked if he'd like to repeat what he just yelled. I was *towering* over this punk...I was at least twice his size. But again, I guess he wanted to impress these ho's he was with, so he actually repeated it. Now, my girlfriend and I both knew I could tear this guy apart at will, so I just played around with him a little bit to try and embarrass him in front of his girlzzzzz.

I told him to apologize for what he said. He wouldn't, so
I slapped him in the face, pretty hard. He stepped back and looked pretty shocked. I kicked him in the nuts, then slapped him in the face again. He fell down and said he was gonna "shank me." I guess that's slang for stab me. Anyway, he pulls out a small chain from his back pocket. I don't know how he planned on stabbing me with a chain, but nevertheless, that's what he pulled out. He tried to stand back up, but I stomped on his shoulder to keep him down and told him if he planned on using a weapon, he'd better kill me with it cause if he doesn't, I'll kill him.

At this point, his girlfriends were yelling for help and telling the guy to forget about it and say he was sorry so they could leave.

I let him up and he held the chain back like he was cocking it up to swing it. I told him to apologize again and he still refused. So, I faked like I was gonna slap him in the face again, and of course, he brought both hands up to protect himself out of instinct - and I kicked him in the nuts again. :)

He didn't fall down this time, so I shoved him and he slammed on the ground. I was getting kind of worried that the Police might show up soon, so I told him I was going to leave. If he opened his mouth, or smarted off again while I was driving away, I was going to come back and knock him out.

So, we left and drove the few blocks to my apartment and went upstairs. About 15 minutes later, I saw several Police cars circling the area. Whew...that was a close one. He couldn't have been more than 25 years-old, but I'll bet he'll think next time before opening his mouth at some random car because the guy in the car might just go back and do what I did...just play around and screw with him a little bit...or worse. He might run into my friend Rick who's a nutjob in every sense of the word and would probably have literally killed the poor sap.

Anyway, I thought this was pretty funny. I laughed by a$$ off all night thinking about it. He thought he was soooooo tough and gangsta-like, but he was just like all of em. A loudmouth, arrogant punk who can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag unless they've got 30 of their buddies with them or a gun.

Oh well. Hopefully he learned his lesson.

Answer 2

I am a railway ticket checker. That was the funniest day in my career when I came across two queer passangers one after the other and in the same train.

One was a professor accompanied by his son. Now railway rules require that only children below 12 are eligible to travel on half tickets. The good professor had obtained half-ticket for his ward.. He suddenly sent for me at dead of night and informed me that as his son was born on that day and at that time he has entered his 13th year and was not eligible to t ravel on half ticket. I told him that it as OK he could complete the journey on the same ticket. But the professor was a stickler . He was uncomfortable with the thought that his son would be travelling on an invalid ticket from there on. He insisted on me to issue a supplementary ticket. I pointed out to me that inthat case I would also have to charge a penalty. He said that would be OK and had me to issue that ticket.

As if this was not enough for the day when the train reached the destination I was approached by a gentleman Dr. Mukundrao Jaykar, Vice Chancellor of the Pune University. He told me that he had unfortunately forgotten to obtain a ticket before starting the jonrney and conseuently had travelled without a ticket all the way. He asked me to issue a ticket with penalty if necessary. I had more than enough of good people for a day and I pointblank refused feighing that my duty was over and I could not do anything about it now. I saw Dr. Jaykar going to the ticket window, take out a full ticket for the journey he had performed and tore it out and put it in a dustbin and walk out unperturbed.

Such 'funny ' instances help firm up your belief in the innate goodness of man.

Answer 3

it was a stormy day and i went to path mark with my mother and my ex-boyfriend. i wore slippers that day and i was riding on my ex-bf`s back. my slipper fell and i had to get it, so i ran across and got it but then a car was coming so i ran and slide across and my mother yelled "safe!" so i got back on my ex-bf`s back and went home forgeting my slipper.

Answer 4

i dont know but i just got two points