well I was sitting in my livingroom watching TV and I got thirsty. I got up and grabbed a glass of water and on my way back from the kitchen I saw something about 3 ft tall run into my storage room. I was very curious as to what it was and so I went to go check it out. when I went into the room i saw a naked midget standing there and he was all lathered up in shaving cream and he had a tennis racket in his hand, and he had a coach's whistle in his mouth and he started to walk towards me. I was very scared, but I became even more scared when he blew on the whistle as loud as he could and started to swing the racket, he swung it just like a ninja would swing his bow staff or sword. I turned around to leave the room and to my surprise I was stopped by 2 more midgets on horseback. one of them was dressed up like Ronald McDonald, and the other was dress up like an indian. the indian one started to put is hand over his mouth and take it off as he was yelling( typical indian)
2006-07-22 12:54:18 · 19 answers · asked by Rick 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
as he was yelling at me I got very frightened, and started to close my eyes and count to 10...when I opened my eyes all three of the midgets had a pair of underwear on their heads, and they offered me some cake and ice cream. the cake was good but the ice cream had ice crystals in it. after we ate and chatted a bit I invited them back and ever since then we have become great friends....has anything like this ever happened to anyone?
2006-07-22 12:57:01 · update #1
wow it is like you are in my head!!!!!!!!
2006-07-22 12:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll be forever grateful that you asked this question. I thought I had lost my mind. I, too, had a similar experience a few weeks ago. I had just showered and was walking into my closet to dress when my cat came flying by. I looked to see what had scared him and I spied a small man hiding under my shirts. I slammed the door and locked it. I quickly dressed while I called the police. Then I stood guard with a hockey stick outside the door. When the police arrived, they couldn't find him. They pulled out all the clothing and boxes and the little man was nowhere to be found. I felt so stupid. They left and within an hour, I heard some strange scratching coming from the closet. It was him. He was so freaky looking. I ran out of my house screaming. A neighbor stopped me and we called the police again. Once again, they couldn't find the guy. They took me to the hospital. Today is the first day I got to use the computer. I can't wait to show them your posting. Maybe they will let me go home.
2006-07-22 13:04:03 · answer #2 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about 9 years in the past I had an impossibly brilliant dream the position i changed into in this abode and it changed into haunted by using 3 ghosts then on the top i changed into scared stiff, then the wall unfolded, I fell down a chute component and landed on my mattress, wakeful, component is although I knew i changed into defiantly wide awake then yet before it I felt the very similar alertness after I awakened interior the midst of the nighttime and that i ought to be certain some parent, large and tall, status on the foot of my mattress, I only pulled up those covers accurate over my head lol. also even as i changed into youthful, I used to take heed to voices each now and again, sparkling voices as if from the subsequent room, yet I couldnt listen what they were preserving And yet another extraordinary component is that after I communicate about those ghostly issues i discover them truly thrilling yet my eyes nicely up as if i'm about to cry..? I dont comprehend why im no longer scared or unhappy
2016-10-15 02:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by alim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I did have a band of gypsies come up me driveway in their horse driven wagons. They asked if I had any children for sale and were very disappointed when I said no. I did tell them there was a person who cavorts with midgets just a few blocks away that they could have.
2006-07-22 13:03:38 · answer #4 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The exact same thing happened to me a couple of nights ago. We've got to find a solution to stop the crazy imaginary midgets. If you have any ideas, call the president, because i am sure he is experienceing the same ordeal.
Happy hunting!
2006-07-22 12:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some good sh*t man. Share! Either you came across a portal to the umpa lumpa land or you got ahold of some serious drugs! And no..I've never experienced anything like that but I try to stay away from hallucinogens.
2006-07-22 13:01:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have had ice cream with ice crystals in it, I hate that, so yeah, my life sounds just like yours!
2006-07-22 13:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by keri gee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah, all the time. I wish they would stop feeding me all that cake and ice-cream, i'm starting to get fat.
2006-07-22 12:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do bad writers always have midgets in their stories?
2006-07-22 14:32:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that happened yesterday morning in fact.
2006-07-22 12:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my no it hasnt but i wish my life is to boring if i see something 3ft tall run down the hallway ima yell "GO TO BED" lol
PS you need some pills
2006-07-22 12:59:42 · answer #11 · answered by squirrellchica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋