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(I got this one from Jeff Foxworthy, who is certainly worthy enough to receive a Reckneck of the Month Award, if there is such a thing) "I knew I was redneck because our mailbox had m-a-l-e painted on the side of it. By the time I was in the seventh grade I was like, 'That ain't right. That m's suppose to be capitalized, isn't it?' My uncle did that joke once for my class, and no body got it."



NOTE: You'll notice--if you go to my Q&A list--that I do a lot of joke questions. Well, I like humor, and humor is good medicine for those who are sick with life, sick with their jobs, etc. It's a type a service I like to perform through the good people at Yahoo! Answers...Or not.

2006-07-22 12:26:23 · 9 answers · asked by Dudette 1 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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I love Jeff Foxworthy!!!! You might be a redneck if..... Redneck Fashion Tips- If your toenails are long enough to swoop over a lake and catch a trout- cut them!....There is no shame in having a spare tire- just keep it in the trunk!!! hahahahaha!!! And shooo. That joke aint racist at all!! You should see some jokes people tell about rednecks on here! I have NEVER heard Jeff Foxworthy make a joke about anbody but Rednecks!!

2006-07-22 12:31:18 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Hudson 2 · 0 1

Regarding the member who doesn't like racial or ethnic jokes: Rednecks are not a race or ethnic group. You might be a redneck if you didn't get the joke.

I like the joke, personally. And I have a lot of rednecks in my family.

2006-07-22 12:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6 · 0 0

I love Jeff Foxworthy, and I'm not white.Have you seen Life with Louie?

2006-07-22 12:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by xrosskountry 2 · 0 0

I like this one I saw him on comedy central tell this one. I love the tours him and the rest of the guys do, they can really get my side hurting.

2006-07-22 12:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know you're a redneck when you hit something with your truck on purpose.

2006-07-22 12:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by Me in Canada eh 5 · 0 0

Eh, I just don't get it. Then again I'm not a redneck so maybe I'm not supposed to get it.

2006-07-22 12:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

any joke about another race isnt funny

2006-07-22 12:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by somepaliguy27 4 · 0 0

Hey, that one is pretty sophisticated !!! I love it !

2006-07-22 12:31:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, good one!

2006-07-22 12:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by blondjason1221 3 · 0 0

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