If you're sent on an undercover mission by your government(I don't know what country you're from,but we ARE watching you)..and you're told that it's a 'mission impossible', are you determined to complete that mission? Even if the consequences mean a nuclear conflagration that might mean the end of the known world.Or,do you say 'bollocks to this' ,resign ,and go and work in Debenhams on the gents outfitting department.YES,I know it's a tricky one,think about it,then get back to me.No codes tho,my decifering machine is knackered.
2006-07-22 10:31:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
It is difficult. I had a covert op where i had to live wild in afganistan dressed as osama bin laden and pretend i was a goat sh*gging poof who liked pink. My mission was going well and I managed to "convert" many of his followers who actually would rather be fire breathing infidels than wear pink ( the goat sh*gging was a mistake as that trend caught on quickly).
Unfortunatley a regiment of special forces soldiers who knew nothing about my mission, thought i really was binny boy and ordered an air strike of ten tonnes of napalm up my ***.
Now not only do the people fromt hat region think the U.S are muslim hating dog f*cking swine but also anti gay, which has undermined all my good work.
I did resign but debenhams wouldnt have on account that my chard flakey skin made customers sick, so i now work in McDonalds.....you want fries with that?
2006-07-22 20:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by busted 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am impossible, but I don't think thats what you mean. Unless They need someone who's a pain in the b*m to get on someone's nerves, I don't think I'd be picked. I tend to drop things, trip over, slip, and giggle at the wrong moment. That doesn't tend to be a good combination in a tricky hostage/30 seconds to detonation if you don't cut the right wire type scenario.
2006-07-22 10:38:53 · answer #2 · answered by sarah c 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you work for MI6? Sounds like you are a spymaster. I would rather work in Debenhams. Whats the money like being a spy?
2006-07-22 10:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by deadly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you'd do the best job you can expect to do, if it's gonna result in armageddon it will whether you do anything about it or not. Just if you do something about it then you have a small chance to avoid it or lessen its effects.
2006-07-22 10:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by neorapsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if u love ur country yeah but i dont know. u have a family. so take care of your family well ur ending the world that cant be too good. can it? so i say no dont do it.
2006-07-22 10:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything is possible, so impossible is possible but not for sure. Possibilities are endless so nothing is actually impossible.
2006-07-22 10:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by supraracer87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long do you reckon you could have worked for debenams ?
2006-07-22 10:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by shortnotsilly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋