Top this joke if you can?

Question

An American Soldier is in France training with the french army. One day he is talking to a soldier, and he is trying to find out what the soldier does in the way of duty.
Problem is that he cant speak much french and the other guy cant speak english very well.

So he uses hand signals to show his words.

"are you a paratrooper?" He uses one hand to show the ground and the other to form a parachute falling to the ground. The guy just shrugs his shoulders.
"Are you a infantry soldier?" he uses two fingers to show a guy walking. he shrugs.
"Are you a gunner' he sticks his hands out and shakes as if firing a big gun. again a shrug
"are you a spy?" he forms binoculars with his hands and holds them to his eyes and then lowers them. Again a shrug.

the american gives up and leaves. A little while later the french soldier is talking to some friends. "Man those Americans, they sure are fags. One of them told me, that tonight when the sun goes down, he's gonna sneak up behind me and

screw me till my eyes fall out."

Answer 1

knock knock


















































































go f u c k yourself

Answer 2

Thats funny here is a good one.

A penguin takes his car to the garage for repairs.
The mechanic tell the penguin he will be done in 1 hour so the penguin goes across the street for ice cream, since the penguin doesn't have hands he get the ice cream all over his beak, after the hour is up penguin goes back to the garage the mechanic looks at the penguin and say looks like you have blown a seal, the penguin says no it's just ice cream......

Answer 3

screw him until his brains blow out, walk away, and then watch him from a distance.

Answer 4

hehehe
but french r not that stupid