2006-07-22 09:03:23 · 23 answers · asked by Billy the tuba humper 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah slap her and when she beats the crap out of you let me know and I'll laugh.....
2006-07-22 09:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before we get into the precise method for preparing this delectable treat, let's spend a few minutes pondering its origins.
Hieroglyphs found in the burial vaults of the ancient Pharaohs depict images of roasted ducks and geese being presented to Egyptian nobles at great feasts. Also, beer made from wheat, not unlike weiss bier, is prevalent in these images. All of this has nothing to do with cheese sandwiches, but merely sets the mood for our story.
Sir Edmund Hillary, discoverer of the tomb of King Tutankhamun, was preparing for a dig with his good friend, Sir Francis Drake. While putting together a simple cheese sandwich for lunch, Sir Francis is supposed to have said, "Hey, Eddie. That cheese samich you're making there...It's gonna suck my lunch time. How 'bout you put it in a pan and toast it a little?"
And so was born the ubiquitous grilled (or toasted) cheese sandwich.
Now, on to the quintessential method for its preparation.
Preheat a flat-bottomed pan to medium high heat
Butter one side of a slice of bread.
Place slice of bread, buttered side down, into pan.
Place slice of cheese on top of bread in pan
Immediately butter one side of a second slice of bread.
Place second slice of bread on top of cheese, buttered side UP.
Fry on first side two minutes or until browned to your taste.
Turn complete assemply over and cook two minutes more.
Cheese will me melty goodness. Bread will be buttery toasty perfection.
Substitutions:
Replace slice of bread with roasted duck or goose.
Replace slice of cheese with roasted duck or goose.
Replace both bread and cheese with Weiss beer. (My favorite.)
2006-07-24 18:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't you make your own grilled cheese sandwhich? Don't slap her, that's just rude.
2006-07-22 16:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Make you own grilled cheese you lazy spoiled ungrateful little brat.
2006-07-22 16:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You should be making your own grilled cheese, your mother isn't your personal maid you know.
2006-07-22 16:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe on your planet but back here on earth the word NO springs to mind...make your own grilled cheese ya spoil ed wee brat.....
2006-07-22 16:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're big enough to use the computer, then you're big enough to make your own flippin' grilled cheese sandwich. Get cookin'.
2006-07-22 16:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by Patty Pooh Pooh Pie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, make your own grilled cheese.
2006-07-22 16:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by masterurownmind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No... she should seriously consider slapping the sh*t out of you though
2006-07-22 16:06:56 · answer #9 · answered by Åⓝⓞⓝⓨⓜⓞⓤ§ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, besides, its a ******* grilled cheese, make another
2006-07-22 16:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by Jon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋