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And how come the robot is getting fat. Is Rob Riener and Moore behind this?

2006-07-22 07:22:22 · 14 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Politics & Government Politics

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Very, very funny. Really.

Although: It is a common misperception that Al said he invented the Internet. People go around claiming this as fact all the time. What he said during an interview was, "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

According to Vincent Cerf, a senior vice president with MCI Worldcom who's been called the Father of the Internet, "The Internet would not be where it is in the United States without the strong support given to it and related research areas by the Vice President [Al Gore] in his current role and in his earlier role as Senator."

The inventor of the Mosaic Browser, Marc Andreesen, credits Gore with making his work possible. He received a federal grant through Gore's High Performance Computing Act. The University of Pennsylvania's Dave Ferber says that without Gore the Internet "would not be where it is today."

Joseph E. Traub, a computer science professor at Columbia University, claims that Gore "was perhaps the first political leader to grasp the importance of networking the country. Could we perhaps see an end to cheap shots from politicians and pundits about inventing the Internet?"

2006-07-22 07:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0 0

No. He met someone in a chat room after he invented the Internet that did it for him. He was never very good with robotics just networks.

It is gaining weight because it does not create waste. This is how Al can claim he is energy neutral. So as his robot consumes food, in order to continue the farce it is the real Al Gore, it saves the caloric energy it consumes to make up for all the hot air it and the real Al Gore release into the atmosphere. Riener and Moore hooked Al up with the guy who did the facial animation through their Hollywood connections.

2006-07-23 14:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by C B 6 · 0 0

alg'ore is a robot and I think that Rob Riener and fatso moore is behind that robot getting fat.

2006-07-22 07:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0 0

First...it truly is so old...yet enable me sparkling it up for you besides... Al Gore under no circumstances suggested he "invented the internet"....he suggested.."we were very nearly inventing the internet as we went alongside". He did not in my view invent the internet. Al Gore changed into heavily in contact interior the earliest degrees of creating and funding the creation of the internet. - certainty.

2016-11-25 01:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You mean there is a real person who is named Al Gore? I think he was always a robot and was built by Michael Moore and funded by George Sorros (or how ever that jerk spells his name)

2006-07-22 07:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ethan M 5 · 0 0

Actually.Al Gore is on holidays,His robot is working,and doing his rest of thing ,When you see fat one ,that time is Al Gore him self.

2006-07-22 07:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by lucky s 7 · 0 0

cute. you sound like you're bitter that al gore will go down in history as someone who helped people emmensely whereas bush will be known as the most ineffectual idiot there ever was.

you republicans are so consumed by hatred of the other party you can't appreciate people who represent opposing, perhaps conscientious voices that represent the very essence of our democracy. what is the matter with you?

2006-07-22 16:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by wyderp 4 · 0 0

You know I think that you have a point....more well taken than you know...I think they are all stepford wives and husbands....hell I would trust a troll first. Reiner? That would make sense..as right now my life is one of those "You've got mail" scenarios...and Moore? well I could REALLY use his expertise at this moment in time. Oh I have things to tell him that would curl that baseball cap of his.
And I think that Tipper is behind ........and that is where he prob takes her from..which is the onbe who wears the trousers anyway>??

2006-07-22 13:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wasn't it the other way around?

The Robot seems more life-like.

2006-07-22 08:03:20 · answer #9 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0 0

Yes and he named him Hanging Chad. He was made in Florida.

2006-07-22 07:36:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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