There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382". "Wow!" said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
2006-07-22 07:21:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dude blonde jokes are awesome!!!!!!!
2006-07-22 07:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by cara 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest changed into this guy who changed into about 60, he regarded like a homeless man or woman yet surely had an section to stay. He of route had some psychological subject matters (yet i'm no longer making thrilling of that). He walked all round and regarded completely chuffed. I noted him in a delightful's ice cream parlor faster or later sitting on the counter. He changed into eating an ice cream cone, had all of it over his face, moustache, beard, and it only regarded so beautiful because he did not care, he changed into only lovin' it!
2016-10-15 02:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by restrepo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
That is a funny one!
Yes I like blond joke.
2006-07-22 07:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
2006-07-22 07:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by ole_lady_93 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bearklektor to George Bush: "You have updog on your shirt"
George Bush: " What's updog?"
Bearklektor: "Nothing -what's up with you dog?"
2006-07-22 07:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by bearklektor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the blonde said "what dog?"!@
2006-07-22 07:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one,I'll file it.
2006-07-22 07:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by artic ranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-22 07:36:43 · answer #8 · answered by dillontellier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
2006-07-22 07:25:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh
2006-07-22 07:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋