do you: talk about cars, ignore him and stare at the door or have a chat about anything that comes to mind?? What would you do?
2006-07-22 07:04:45 · 30 answers · asked by dylan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I'd robb him
2006-07-22 07:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd do what I always do in lifts - unnerve the other occupants. Alfred Hitchcock once played a prank when, just as the doors were closing with him, a friend and an unknown little old lady inside, he said to his friend 'I never thought that the old man would bleed so much.' The poor lady was glad of her old woman rubber pants.
I'd go over and stare intently at the buttons while singing 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' under my breath, pausing every now and then to giggle. Then I'd stare at his shoes while whispering 'Shiny shiny shoe shoes' for the rest of the time.
That or strip naked and declare that I am the King of Tonga.
2006-07-22 14:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell him to hit me as hard as he can.
I laugh at him for spending a fortune on a sports car that won't go above zero MPH and remind him that the things you own end up owning you.
I ask him why he still has a mullet.
I wrench the doors open and push him out.
As I listen to him wailing on the way down to the bottom; I consider what a terrible waste of kebab meat that was.
I am Jack's complete lack of remorse.
2006-07-23 18:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Id be having a chat and also a laugh with him if I was stuck in a lift hoping nothing will badly happen with us still in the lift.
2006-07-22 16:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by Helen L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He lives in the same county as me so I'd ask him what he thinks of the area around where we live or something... and hope he showed his sense of humour a bit as it's a good one.
I think asking him about cars would probably make him groan as I expect everyone does that.
2006-07-22 17:27:33 · answer #5 · answered by dashabout 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would strangle him in revenge for all the terrible things he has said about cyclists. He called them lycra louts and museli freaks, and said he wants to run us over! So I would be doing the cycling world a favor.
Either that or I would probably try and talk to him, and try and convince him cyclists aren't all that bad.
2006-07-22 19:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Who is jeremy clarkson
2. I can't use lifts coz i'm scared of them
3. I'm shy so i probably wouldn't say anything but if it was wayne rooney it would be a totally different matter.
2006-07-22 14:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would def talk to him , he is quite funny at times , but i would also put him right on a few things to as he can be a bit one sided , i would love to go on the show and be the star in the car , although i think i would come last !! but the experience would be fab .
2006-07-22 14:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by frenchy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd kick hell out of him for calling my home-town the worst city in the world
and do it again for saying Braveheart was the worst film ever.
2006-07-22 14:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by abebibobub2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to get him to give me the fone number of the guy who presents Top Gear with him!
2006-07-22 14:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by Fairy Jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, course I would talk to him, but not about cars I know nothing about cars i'm afraid lol
2006-07-22 14:28:35 · answer #11 · answered by pikapoke_uk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋