I went to the supermarket and because a little girl was in the way, i rammed into her from behind 2 move her coz she's a deaf little *****. Then her father got into a fight with me and the security was called. I followed them home and later that night i set fire to their home. No-one died unfortunately, but i think the cops r on my tail??/
What do i do???
2006-07-22 04:59:25 · 34 answers · asked by fondleme 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Go to the police and file assault and battery charges on the father, then sue them and the store for causing you undo mental distress. If you suffered any burns while setting fire to the house you should sue them for that as well since it will obviously hinder your working ability as the "Village Idiot"...
2006-07-22 05:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by ronrlogan 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If what you're saying is the truth then your best option is to tell the police what you've done. This case will most likely go to court but pleading guilty might reduce your sentence.
Some more advice, which, again if there's truth in your story, is to find professional help for your obvious lack of control over your emotions. Taking responsibility for your actions in this way might also earn you some 'brownie' points in court.
However, if this is a prank, it's a really lame one and you could do with learning the meaning of responsibility, trust and what is actually considered funny.
2006-07-22 05:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by Lauren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a nice length of rope climb up a tree bout 30ft
Tie one end to the bow of the tree
Tie the other end round your neck
Now jump across to the next tree 35ft away
Give me a call after you landed on the other tree
If you have problems doing this call SPECIAL BRANCH they may help you
2006-07-22 05:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surrender to the police and prepare for a long prison sentence.
2006-07-22 05:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked why yahoo hasn't gotten rid of askme. What about you you sick bastard. You you need to go to the police and get the a f***ing life sicko
2006-07-22 05:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by La Dee Da 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn yourself in?? You are obviously in the wrong! You need anger management. Going to prison for a while will do you good.
2006-07-22 05:03:39 · answer #6 · answered by Forest_aude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide on your roof for 6 month,and don't come down under ant circumstances!
2006-07-22 05:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the police admit the crime and then they will give you lots of nice things as you have shown that you are trying to redeem yourself, you could also claim compensation for all the mental turmoil you have been in.
2006-07-22 05:18:43 · answer #8 · answered by snoopygirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arm yourself to the teeth and prepare to fight for your life.
I would also recommend getting savagely drunk.
Good luck.
2006-07-22 05:04:48 · answer #9 · answered by fiend_indeed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are plain STUPID. You waste resources, spoil everything for everybody. What a shame we have to breath the same air as you
2006-07-22 06:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by dC4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋