2006-07-22 04:33:48 · 19 answers · asked by andrew b 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
It would help if I knew what the hell a scelf was...
2006-07-22 04:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by TheGuru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scelfs can only be contracted from contact with Aliens. Has your wife been groping an alien lately? Scelfs can only be safely removed with lazer surgery, voodoo, or a dull butter knife. Depending on which hand and which finger determines which of the above is a better choice.
2006-07-22 06:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by echiasso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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My wife has a scelf in her finger, how can I get it out?
2015-08-26 14:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Deina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, reading this question - and the answers - must be the best laugh I've had in days!! Jonathan M's answer made me laugh so hard I woke up my sleeping teenage son-and nothing short of an earthquake wakes him. LOL. Thank you- and good luck with the Scelf!
2006-07-22 04:44:35 · answer #4 · answered by WickedWordCraft 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a gnarlydoob and flangdoogle the scelf out.
2006-07-22 04:37:53 · answer #5 · answered by Peter M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My girl friend said she wants something else and it is not my finger and is a LOT bigger than my finger. I simply told her "honey with one of those you have you can get one of these anytime!"
2016-03-13 12:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scelf?
2006-07-22 09:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what a scelf is...sorry!
What the heck, I googled it and still nothing came up! You're crazy!!
2006-07-22 11:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats in her finger?
2006-07-22 05:46:25 · answer #9 · answered by lizardlover42000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a scelf in her finger, are u sure that's where they go!!
you have far too much time on your hands....!
2006-07-22 04:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by nordic lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A scelf remover. Just stop by Scelfs-R-Us.
2006-07-22 04:37:26 · answer #11 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋