il start weak...
yo mamma's so old, that she was a waitor at the last supper xD
2006-07-22 04:27:59 · 21 answers · asked by HukedOnFonix 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
lol...... ur momma'z so short i mistook her 4 RYAN ABUSAIDI... lol...xD jk ryan
2006-07-22 07:07:27 · answer #1 · answered by rorogglele 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mamma's so poor she goes through her front door and she's in the back yard.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she goes to a Clippers game to get a haircut.
2006-07-22 11:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so fat, it took 3 days for the house dog to get around her...
2006-07-22 11:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by mochabara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so ugly she make Freddy Krueger have nightmares.
2006-07-22 11:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by tommyzax 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so poor, she's like a hockery player...
She changes her pads once every three periods...
2006-07-22 11:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by merigold00 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas so skinny ,she has to tie knotts in her legs to make knees
2006-07-22 11:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's so fat, that when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at HER!
2006-07-22 11:33:28 · answer #7 · answered by lachicadecafe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mamma is so stupid that she thinks an elevator is a mobile home.
your mamma so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone.
2006-07-22 11:35:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so poor, i went to her house, rung the door bell and she stuck her head out the window and said "DING DONG!!"
yo momma's so poor i went over to her house for dinner, picked up a paper plate and she said "no, we're not using the good china today" LOL!!!!
2006-07-22 11:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by BetneyJane;) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so dark, people think that her shadow and her are siamese twins.
2006-07-22 11:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by Lord L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo-Momma's backside is so big that it has to sit down in shifts.
2006-07-22 11:29:22 · answer #11 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋