He's got a flick knife and he doesn't look very happy.
2006-07-22 04:09:27 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
give it some symbols and play stupid music he wont be able to resist. or lay in the bath and drown the bum. the knife is probably for cutting up bananas to add to his healthy fruit salad.
2006-07-22 09:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
So why is the monkey on your back is my question ?
monkey love ?
* try telling the monkey " never bring a knife to a gun fight
* if that does not get him off your back .... shoot the monkey
2006-07-22 11:39:35 · answer #2 · answered by WyleeDawg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take heroin itl attract a huge ugly monkey with a needle. That will scare the knife wielding one u got straight back to the jungle
2006-07-22 11:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by howie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As your walking through a doorway, at the very last second, flip you upper body to the left and right. Hopefully if you put enough the knife weilding maniac should hit the doorframe and release his grip. Hope this helps and ..........................good luck you will need it.
2006-07-22 11:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by wtfnmy22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More to the point how does the monkey get you off hes feet ???
2006-07-22 12:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try visiting the nearest psychiatric ward. They can always help, but don't expect the monkey to go away.
2006-07-22 11:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by Nothing to say? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Mick the Knife .Get rid quick.
2006-07-22 11:13:17 · answer #7 · answered by Julie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the OTHER monkey that you got for jousting to kick it's little a**.
If that fails call the wenches.
2006-07-22 16:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by Skull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a banana make him hunger for it then throw it on the ground,if it don't like use something else. at least that work for mine.
2006-07-22 11:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by McLean J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a baseball bat and whack him. you'll soon hear either a splat or a dead monkey dropping on the floor!
2006-07-22 12:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋