He's wearing a black & white striped sweater, and a ski mask. He's got a sack with a dollar sign on it, and a squirrel sized pistol in the other paw. What should I do?
2006-07-22 03:31:26 · 21 answers · asked by my brain hurts 5 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Show him your nuts, or show him you're nuts.
2006-07-22 03:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by eggman 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lock the doors, draw the shades on all the windows, and hide under the bed. If you have a "panic room", now is the time to test it out. Hope you've got canned food and water in there- squirrels are very persistant. This could take a while.
Your only hope is that there is also a Cat Burglar prowling the neighborhood.
2006-07-22 11:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by wabbitqueen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people think squirrels are cute, I know different. They are devious intelligent rats, disguised as cute critters. They are bent on world domination. Be wary of pigeons also, they are controlled by the squirrels, and do their bidding.
2006-07-22 11:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by Don 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't open the door, but hey, you never know this could pull you into a fun unknown world. Squirrel's are crazy anyway.
2006-07-22 10:35:47 · answer #4 · answered by MindStorm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the squirrel police
2006-07-22 10:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by aussie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is he about 9" tall? and have a patch of black fur on his right ear?
If so tell Fred to get his butt back home. I let him out to take a pee and he goes begging, all the time
2006-07-22 11:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-07-22 10:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take some more Prozac, the squirrel will go away.
2006-07-22 10:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him what he wants the nuts or whatever and step back, easy.. calm... make it as smooth a transaction as possible.
make note of what he is wearing, doing, saying, using.... make note of any other quirks or characteristics. When he leaves; note which direction he went to and call the park ranger.
:)
2006-07-22 10:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by timberleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Refill the BONG and fire it up, oh and throw the squirrel a peanut. Blaze ON!
2006-07-22 10:40:04 · answer #10 · answered by uncle bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get an eraser or some ink remover.
2006-07-22 10:34:51 · answer #11 · answered by grinningleaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋