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I bet god $20 that he couldn't kill 1000 famine victims in one day... he did it, and now i don't want to pay him... what should i do?

2006-07-22 03:12:24 · 11 answers · asked by list 3 in Society & Culture Holidays Easter

11 answers

God has more money than he really needs
It's that other debt you owe that he'll collect on soon enough !!!

Oh--if you had twenty to bet---why didn''t it cross your mind to donate it to help some of those people your accusing God of offing ?? Alot easiier to blame than to claim ???

2006-07-22 03:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You owe nothing because God did not kill famine victims

2006-07-22 11:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pay Him the $20. Grow up and admit your mistakes and start taking responsibility.
1.) Nothing is impossible with God Mark 10;27
& Matthew 19:26
2nd.) Don't ever doubt the Lord your God again!
Remember God has GOOD memory!

2006-07-22 10:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by helpme1 5 · 0 0

Maybe you can give him $20 worth of food stamps.
That tricky god, I bet s/he cheated and pulled the ol' omnipotence card again!

2006-07-22 10:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Lynne D 3 · 0 0

very funny. Well ...if you OWE God 20$, rest assured that he WILL collect payment in one way or another.

2006-07-22 10:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by lyddalton 2 · 0 0

Why is it that people like you make stupid jokes like that but when it's you in front of the wave you pray to who?? Grow up

2006-07-22 10:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by jesserileyl 1 · 0 0

sell your soul to the devil for 20bucks.......god and the devil dont exist, so dont worrie, by the way did god shake hands on that bet?

2006-07-22 10:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by rmoller69 2 · 0 0

Well, if you didn't shake on it (which for some odd reason, I suspect you didn't) then the bet is null & void.

2006-07-22 11:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by lost_carolina 3 · 0 0

Teach someone, just one person, how to feed themselves. That should more than compensate.

2006-07-22 10:17:23 · answer #9 · answered by Daniel T 4 · 0 0

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, GOD WILL GET IT ONE DAY.

2006-07-22 15:52:43 · answer #10 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0 0

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