ANNOYING NEIGHBOURS...help me get revenge!?

Question

hi evry1.My neighbours recently complained2the council as I take my wheelie bin out early...I do it so I dont forget,its not in their way as its on some grass at the edge of the path and sometimes i just leave it ther to stop ppl parking outside and staring in.and at the end of the day theyd be complaining more if i left it and didnt take it out at all and it stunk!they also all keep staring in my house and all give me dirty looks...one neighbour said "I hope you fall off that bike" to my 4year old...they're targeting us as theyr old and sour and we are young.if theyd have spoke2me about the bin i wudv stopped it but just the fact they went above my head makes me want to seek revenge!i dont want them to think theyv won...its a wheelie bin for god sake get over it!have they really got nothing better to do cantancarous old gits.I like to have a lie in on a wknd and for the past2wk her nxt door has woke me up b4 8am...last week banging this wk talking unnessiceraly loud to sum1.HELP!!

Answer 1

First of all I'd stop putting the trash out so early. This will make them think they've won.

In reality, you will have exacted some sweet revenge. Sign up the worst neighbor for a bunch of magazines and newspapper subscriptions. If you want to be really mean try signing them up for gay porn magazines.

Also, you could take each of them off of the federal do not call list. They will all be bothered by telemarketers. Now that's great revenge!

Answer 2

Fight fire with fire, I'd say.

Check for things that they're doing that would go against the deed restrictions of your neighborhood. That would be the first thing.

I, personally, would contaminate their front yard with non-venomous snakes, and set rats free in their garage. After that, I would call the deed restriction committee, and tell them that your neighbors are unsanitary, and that you demand that they get the pest problem fixed. For added measure, after you dump the rats, tear holes in their trash bags by the curb, and let garbage spew everywhere. Make sure that you report that to your deed restrictions committee, too. You certainly don't want a nasty neighbor.

As far as the crappy comments to your child is concerned, there's not much you can do about it besides make your neighbor's life so miserable that they leave you alone.

Oh, and always smile and wave at them. hehehe

Answer 3

With everything that's going on in the world today, is that all you have to worry about? There's probably an ordinance against placing your trash bin on the curb prior to pickup day. Maybe your next door neighbor is having construction work done, which will eventually end. Get some earplugs.

Answer 4

Look for thing that you can legally complain about that they are doing such as dogs running loose, not mowing the grass trash left out etc. Then make complaints to the proper authorities

Answer 5

Go out late at night, kick their wheelie bin over, then call and complain about their mess.

Answer 6

They want attention. Just keep your wheelie bin out of their sight and ignore them. Don't play their game. Act smart!

Answer 7

That is too bad. It wust be awful, if you own your home. I'd say give it time. If its still making you miserable, move. You may feel as though they've won, but why waste time and energy on a proplem like this? It may be a war that can't be won.

Answer 8

ok: you either ignore them, or move house.

I'd choose to ignore. Obviously these bitches have nothing to do so they want some "business" to keep them occupied. Don't give them any! Thats how you revenge

Its sad to have no life and nothing to do isn't it?

Plus you've saved your time and energy.

Answer 9

Put a spell on them!

Answer 10

egg there house, or tp there house