did you ever survive a?.........?

Question

tornado hit, lightening strike, hail attack(sort of like stoning), multiple car wrecks, plane crash, bombarded by rabid grannies, had issues with the paparazzi, caused anyone to cry, used vegitables for sex and lived, bad bathroom experiences, talked to either your shadow or others, gone insane and liked it. eaten soup with a fork and told it was the best ever, run over by a train and both parts of you went on to party that night, car crash with safety bags pounding you to a pulp, beaten up a pit bulls, went surfing in a hurricane, sky diving aerial attacks, had sex with an animal and have video tape, gone to jail to be more like OTIS, acted out and then were crushed by the audience, cheated on your partner and then found out he or she did too, mauled by tigers, trampled by elephants, attacked by thousands of gnats, stung by bees and enjoyed the pain, been sued by the IRS and laughed it off, ate bad food and could not wait for seconds, left a tip more than 30%, screamed at people dead

Answer 1

well if anyone can survive after reading that brain boggle you just wrote they can survive anything, you really write alot of **** mate!!!

Answer 2

a survive ever you did?

tornado hit, lightening strike, hail attack(sort of like stoning), multiple car wrecks, plane crash, bombarded by rabid grannies, had issues with the paparazzi, caused anyone to cry, used vegitables for sex and lived, bad bathroom experiences, talked to either your shadow or others, gone insane and liked it. eaten soup with a fork and told it was the best ever, run over by a train and both parts of you went on to party that night, car crash with safety bags pounding you to a pulp, beaten up a pit bulls, went surfing in a hurricane, sky diving aerial attacks, had sex with an animal and have video tape, gone to jail to be more like OTIS, acted out and then were crushed by the audience, cheated on your partner and then found out he or she did too, mauled by tigers, trampled by elephants, attacked by thousands of gnats, stung by bees and enjoyed the pain, been sued by the IRS and laughed it off, ate bad food and could not wait for seconds, left a tip more than 30%, screamed at people dead

Answer 3

lightening, yes, rolling thunder and hail, yes, jail, yes, ate soup with chopsticks only, as well, sued the IRS back and won, as well, had serious digestive issues, (who hasn't) left an enormous tip, yes.

You missed out screwing in the golf course, dodging police patrol while trying to get dressed,. Now, I'm off to sing for the Pope at the Vatican. Have fun.l

Answer 4

I survived the first attack on the World Trade Center. Walked down from the 70th floor in Tower 2 in the pitch black, smoke filled stairwells.

Answer 5

Hey I llike that! I do a game at parties, called ice breaker game. It's basically the same thing, I ask a series of questions that start with Did you Ever? The one who answers yes to most of the questions wins a prize. It opens people up and makes them laugh. So I think I will add some of yours unto mine. Thanks

Answer 6

Survived Vietnam.

Answer 7

Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. No. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yes. No. No. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. No.

I assumed the gnats and bees part were separate questions. You may want to try semicolons the next time, for clarity.

Answer 8

I survived 3 months in Iraq.

Answer 9

Why yes,yes I did,thanks for asking

Answer 10

yes most of the above,and my family too.