How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2006-07-22 01:49:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
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2006-07-22 02:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by survivor 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A woodchuck would chuck wood only if the woodchuck knew the art of proper wood chucking. Sadly woodchucks don't know this art and therefore do not chuck wood.
2006-07-22 08:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Guided 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if that woodchuck felt like chucking wood.
That is of course if he didn't have morning wood , then he would be hanging with his woodchuck girlfriend.
2006-07-22 08:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by Otto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-22 08:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-22 09:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck the wood that a wood chuck, chucks if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-22 08:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by tm_tech32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the woodchuck's attitude.
2006-07-22 09:01:40 · answer #7 · answered by san_pellegrino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not enough to satisfy his woman, I'll bet!!
2006-07-22 09:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋