What is one of the stupidest things you have done when you were drunk?

Answer 1

Well this is only one. I went camping with my husband and boys 8 and 3 and stepdaughter, then she was 19. Also there were 3 or so other families with us at a beautiful lake. The only problem was that we had a 1 mile hike to the lake. Along the footpath there is a wooden fence blocking off a fifty foot drop to the bottom of the waterfall that fed the lake. So my intelligent self told daughter and a few other ladies lets go see the full moon on the lake and catfish. By this time it was about 10pm.And in our drunken stupidity all the ladies agreed. So we all grab our bottles and fishing poles and off we go. The wooden fence is just over halfway to the lake and the path is VERY steep right there. Well here I go barreling down this path, loose my footing in the powdery dirt and go rolling down to the fence. Barely catch myself and my poor bottle that almost went over the edge. My daughter was right behind, laughing herself to death. So she picks me up and off we go, cuz we are all on a mission. We get to the fork in the path and I confidently head down the WRONG one. No one else knew where we were going so they followed like lambs. Thank goodness daughter had listened to her dad earlier when he explained how to get there! She got us all turned around and going inthe right direction. Needless to say we didn't make it all the way to the lake and when we got back to camp we were dirty and tired and DRUNK! But that is a trip daughter and I fondly remember!

Answer 2

the stupidest thing i ever did while drunk: so, no one's home, and i think to myself "what's it like being drunk?"...so i got busy and made a cocktail(wine,whiskey and other stuff) and drank 5-6 glasses....i was flying a mile high...waltzing around the house, singing and talking to myself...so i end up in my room and set eyes on my trusty "blade" and before i knew it the blade was in my hand...i thought one last cut wont make a difference so i pressed real hard on my hand and cut the flesh...it was so deep that you could almost se the bone...i covered it with something and put on a sweater so no one would see...i go to bed(of course i didn't sleep cause my head was spinning so hard) around 4am i get really sick and go in the bathroom...at 6.30am i went to school cause we stated classed at 7. my class mates make me show them what i have done...they called our teacher...she took me to the hospital...i got 10 stitches...and then my mom found out about my hobby...next i got expelled(bad example to the other children)i was on drugs and therapy(it didn't work!).i was only 16...
the morale...DON'T GET DRUNK!

Answer 3

Slept with a Russian in the woods in Swiss, even when it was a snow laden ground. In the morning we loked like as if thrown down from a cliff.

Answer 4

When we were on deployment when I was in the Marines, one night our unit was sleeping on a gymnasium floor. Well, I got plastered, and somehow I hallucinated that I was standing in front of a urinal in the bathroom peeing, when in reality, I was peeing on this big dude who woke up, and he was not very happy to say the least.

Answer 5

i have under no circumstances been THAT inebriated... yet i have considered someone actually crawl out of a motor vehicle and into the gutter section, curl up and verify out to pass to sleep as her acquaintances tried to get her decrease back into their motor vehicle. They were all well previous inebriated. I keep in mind the feared theory-about who might want to be using that motor vehicle.

Answer 6

Tried to make sick in the toilet stall, but missed and got it everywhere but in the bowl...then went outside thinking they might catch me...then realised I still had to pee...and did my business in the parking lot in front of my friend's truck...

Answer 7

Driving of course!

Answer 8

Hugged and kissed a co- lady passenger .

Answer 9

to many to list

Answer 10

Chucked on myself....hehe