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I'm going to run it down a hill.

2006-07-21 20:40:47 · 33 answers · asked by mont b 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting Newborn & Baby

33 answers

DO IT. AND GREASE THE BABY UP BEFORE YOU DO. AND GO BAREFOOT. AND COVER THE HILL WITH BROKEN GLASS FIRST.

2006-07-21 20:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by Bright Eyes 4 · 2 0

Absolutely NOT !!!!! You might drop the baby and you don't need to be running , sprinting or anything with a 3 week old in your hands...

2006-07-21 20:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. M 5 · 0 0

Only if you are running on ice. Better yet, have someone else hold the baby and pass it to you like a football as you are mid-run, then tuck and roll the remainder of the hill. Success!

2006-07-24 01:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by laurelandhearty 2 · 0 0

Idiots like you should have been neutered at birth. There should be a law against idiots having babies in this country. If you are serious get help maybe your mentally unfit to be a mom before you end up killing your child like all these other sensless mothers out there.

2006-07-21 21:28:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Are you running to the hospital? If so, please do..I'm sure there's a good reason for you to running like a maniac with a baby in your arms....

Oh, you're one of the Carter family lost in the Desert and you just rescued your baby from the hands of a mutant that your brother-in-law's dog "Beast" just eviscerated?
Yeah, that would be a good reason.

2006-07-21 20:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0 0

I don't have to say this is the stupidist ? I have ever seen but I thought it needed to be said by just one more person, If you really are considering that you should not even have a child
P.S> Bright eyes should get best answer on this one!

2006-07-21 21:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by BIGRED 2 · 0 0

OMG, why on earth would you even want to do that, or are you just asking to see what weird answers you get, you should know they won,t be nice, leave baby at home while you run anywhere.

2006-07-21 21:17:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First, throw yourself down a flight of stairs 3 or 4 times, dumbass!

2006-07-21 20:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by Darryl 2 · 0 0

are you crazy.Let alone doing it alone you want to do it with a small baby. what if it harms the tender baby ?can you forgive yourself.u wont try this with a 1 year old baby let alone 3 weeks.
do not do it.

2006-07-21 20:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by chocolate 3 · 0 0

the baby is going to slow you down. better you roll it down the hill before you start and catch it when u reach downhill.

2006-07-21 20:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by imlaura2006 1 · 0 0

u get a life 2

2006-07-21 21:36:13 · answer #11 · answered by ~Just me and my stinky 2 · 0 0

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