2006-07-21 20:32:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Mine certainly will. They may scatter me to the four winds and I will have that guarantee as long as the earth exists.
Much better than our standard coffins, don't you think?
Maybe if my ashes reach the universe, I may even become immortal....
2006-07-22 05:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depending on the quality of the coffin they're guaranteed for between 20 and like 200 years. The 20s go for like $1500. The 200s+ go for upwards of $8000.
2006-07-22 03:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are guaranteed to be water tight. It seems like some are. There was a flood in Georgia a few years back and they were popping up out of the ground and floating.
Who checks these things?
2006-07-22 05:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, for the lifetime of the new owner
2006-07-22 03:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They come with deathtime guarantees.
2006-07-22 03:40:25 · answer #5 · answered by kingofnarniaforever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I once knew a woman who buried her late husband in a (rented) suit and she's paid rental fees now for 30 years!
2006-07-22 03:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do parachutes come with lifetime guarantees? Hey, I think I'll ask that... Thanks for the idea...
2006-07-22 16:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the point? Do you need to buy a cdoffin now and not have a use for it?
2006-07-22 03:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by StatIdiot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, they guarentee that when you get into one, you've had your lifetime.
2006-07-22 04:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by chad.roscoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh real funny :(
2006-07-22 03:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by EARNEYW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋