give me a good joke i will give u lots of pionts
2006-07-21 20:28:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."
2006-07-21 20:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
what do you call, 100 white men chasing after
one black guy
............The PGA tour
A Tournament was held representing three countries namely
Philippines , Japan, and the USA.
the goal was to make a enormous bull run for it's life scared out of it's wit,
the first contestant was the Filipino with a body as big a van, with two hands he hammered the head of the bull with a bone crushing force. Nothing happened and the crowd booed
second was the Japanese with a body as big as a house setted himself in front of the bull and roundhouses the head of the bull nearly causing a earthquake, and again nothing happened, the bull and the crowd just lauged.
The last contestant was the American who had a skinny physique tripping on the way to the arena. the crowd hushed.
the american move his head closely to bull's ear. and with great adrenaline the bull stormed out of the stadium crashing through walls
later the judges asked the american how he did it
he simply whispered to the bull:
" I'm gonna kick your balls backward if you don't run"
2006-07-22 03:38:15 · answer #2 · answered by Aaron jack 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day i was sitting outside and they had some religious ppl putting up a sign that said the end is near turn back now before its too late, and a car drived pass and someone screamed get away you religious freaks, and i heard a crash, and the priest said, maybe we shouldve just put BRIDGE OUT
2006-07-22 03:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by N0LaNbPiMpIn985 F.O.B. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the betrothal time looks like?
its like your father give you a bike but does not let you to ride!!
sorry for my bad english!! :P ;)
2006-07-22 04:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by iseeyouattheshow86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A boy touched her girl friend and she told not now and only after marriage.Then the boy told call me I will meet you after your marriage
2006-07-22 03:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by king 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No jokes
2006-07-22 03:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by blueboyswoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
free points??? you can't give me free points...I have to earn the points by typing something and that is alot of work.
2006-07-22 03:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An American girl asked German man : are you married ?
He answered (in German language : nein ! means No )
She said OOOOH 9 ?
2006-07-22 03:41:21 · answer #8 · answered by AboAyman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u ever see the movie constipated
no cause it never came out lol
2006-07-22 03:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please dont ask this type of questions in Yahoo! Answers. Thank you! But here is a joke:
Mr. Parker saw his son’s shiner and demanded, “Jimmy, who gave you that black eye?”
“No one,” replied the spunky child. “I had to fight for it.”
2006-07-22 03:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋