"I believe you have my stapler" - Office Space
2006-07-21 20:36:14
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answered by me@me.com 2
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries-French Soldier
And of course: 'Tis only a flesh wound!- The Black Knight
Both from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Here's you a tidbit of info, for your quote: "Good morning, starshine, the earth says hello," is the first line of the song "Good Morning Starshine" from the musical "Hair".
2006-07-21 20:53:35
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answer #2
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answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7
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way too many to choose one favorite, so here are a few of the tops:
from Animal House - "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
from Caddyshack - So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
and to wrap things up, a couple from Garden State:
Sam: Hey, I recognize you.
Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Andrew Largeman: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ***!
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Tim: [to Mark's mom, Carol] I had a lovely evening.
[to Andrew]
Tim: By the way, it says BALLS on your face.
2006-07-21 21:30:15
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answered by Choose Life 3
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1)"Ah, yes, beanbag. I was at the world championships in Paris. Many people were killed."
- W.C. Fields in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break.
2) " I'm here to defend this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did."
- Groucho Marx in Duck Soup
3) "Partner, do you know what's on a poor man's back when he dies? The clothes of pride. And they aren't a bit warmer to him then than they were when he was alive. Is that what you want, Steve?"
"All I want is to enter my house justified."
-Randolph Scott and Joel McCrea in Ride the High Country
4) "I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"Waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
" I was misinformed."
- Humphrey Bogart & Claude Rains in Casablanca
5) "nee."
Monty Python and trhe Holy Grail
6) Klaatu barada nikto - The Day the Earth Stood Still
2006-07-21 20:43:57
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answered by Theatre Guy 3
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective:
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Annie Hall
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' **** Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
2006-07-21 21:43:09
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answer #5
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answered by happymrzot 6
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Actually yours is a song from the musical Hair.
Good morning starshine the earth says hello
You twinkle up above we twinkle below
Good morning starshine the earth says hello
and so i sing my own song,
my early morning singing song
Shooby doo wobby ooby dooby lobby lobby lo lo o oh
Ooby dooby wobby Ooby aba lobby loby lo lo o oh
Shooby aba lobby ooby dooby wabby
Song song song si ing sing sing sing song.
Song song song si ing sing sing sing song.
and so on
Mine is "Sontaneity has its time and its place." Daphne Zunica in the "The Sure Thing".
2006-07-21 21:01:31
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answered by LORD Z 7
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One two freddies after you
three four better lock ur door
five six grab a crucifix
seven eight better stay up ate
nine ten never sleep again
- From Nightmare on elm street
2006-07-22 01:12:17
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answered by Anonymous
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"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday. "
- American Beauty
2006-07-21 21:02:46
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answered by GR 3
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Hide the rum and look an undead monkey
from pirates of the caribbean 2!
2006-07-21 20:47:14
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answered by Dr.DRE 4
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can i name a few?:
"There's no crying in baseball!!!" - Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own
"Be good..." - ET ('nuff said)
"Have you ever been karmic-ally b***h-slapped by a six-armed goddess??!!"(the Hindu ice cream and curry van driver to bubble boy after hitting a cow with his vehicle) - "Bubble Boy" starring Jake Gyllenhaal
"He's a nutbag. Just because the f**ker's got a library card, doesn't make him Yoda." - Brad Pitt in Se7en
2006-07-21 23:10:33
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answered by altoidninja 3
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Frankly my Dear, I Don't Give A Danm!
2006-07-21 20:31:47
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answered by creeklops 5
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