where is Sir Lady Java?

Answer 1

Sir Lady Java is alive and well. She left me a phone message a while back, sounding like a cat. Think Eartha Kitt with a dash of Lola Falana. I guess I took too long to return her call, cause she ain't called ME back yet! I'll try again today.

I spoke w/a bartender at one of Java's favorite haunts. I asked "Is Sir Lady Java still alive?" She laughed aloud and hollered my question out into the bar. The geriatric patrons laughed. She continued. "Yeah. she's alive. She was in here the other day - LOOKIN' GOOOOD!"

Answer 2

drinkin coffee