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2010: A freak gasline explosion, so hot that it melts all that sand into glass, rips through the oil fields of the Middle East. Israel finishes up the job with Windex.

2050: In China, the saber-toothed tiger is successfully cloned. Unfortunately, they are more intelligent than was anticipated, and many escape to the wild.

2053: China's overpopulation problem is solved.

2075: The U.S. elects its first female President. Her husband leaves her, not wanting to be called the First Laddie.

3010: Mars is colonized by the Japanese. They open a teahouse and sushi bar with a Hello Kitty in Space motif.

3050: Fat is cured!

3051: Plumpness becomes the new standard of beauty.

3075: Hawaii now consists of 47 islands, two of them due to volcanic activity, and 45 represent garbage dumps topped with sand.

3089: Beginning of the new Ice Age. Canadians are forced to emigrate to the U.S., learn to shoot a gun and buy health insurance.

3099: The eve of the Millennium: the world is at peace, people are happy, safe and content, and then... invaders from space land in Washington. The aliens are large cat-like creatures, who require feedings every two hours as well as much brushing. Humankind become slaves, and spend the remainder of Earth's history cleaning out huge litterpans and mincing fish tidbits.

2006-07-21 19:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 1 0

There is a massive war, much of humanity is wiped out. Almost all cities and surrounding areas. Only those who were in truly rural areas survive. And begin to live more simply.

2006-07-22 01:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by korn_issues_29 3 · 0 0

American empire, followed by American world government. Colonize the stars. Learning overtakes entertainment as universal passtime.

2006-07-22 01:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by badbear 4 · 0 0

Every country disposes of its weapons and begins to work together to end poverty, over-population, disease and racial hatred. Everyone gets free health care and college educations.

2006-07-22 12:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by nimbleminx 5 · 0 0

I'll be the best looking dude in the whole world with no enemies and haters.... and the richest guy is me.... with all the love in me...

2006-07-22 01:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by -jArOh- 3 · 0 0

We all have robots that do everything 4 us, and we just sit, there with a lot of money.

2006-07-22 01:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by Xanthous 4 · 0 0

the great and powerful Monday boss

2006-07-22 01:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0 0

it'd go...perfectly :P

2006-07-22 01:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by nDn tigress 4 · 0 0

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