Wife 1.0??

Question

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity . Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 running in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

OMG!!! This question goes along with the first answer from my other account!! This is not real, it is a joke I pulled off the web. Look at all the tards that have no sense of humor and cant see the connection with the first answer. I feel really sorry for some people. I was hoping to at least get a few laughs.

Answer 1

Hell you're lucky.... my version of wife 1.0 came bundled with MotherInLaw 1.2 which has an annoying pop-up feature which also cannot be turned off or disabled.

Answer 2

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony-Child Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"5.0 to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Answer 3

That's a pretty clever way of asking if you should leave your wife! If she's being controllng, why not just talk with her about it? Or get counseling. If you married her, it must be because you love her. You can work that out. Wives sometimes become controlling because they get jealous of you dividing time between them and friends and activities. She just needs to know that you like being with her. Don't give up. Marriage isn't going to be easy, but that's just a part of life ! BTW, she couldn't have made babies alone, so if you weren't ready, you should used the Condom2.0 program!

Answer 4

first of all if my husband treated my like a computer program he would be out the door.
what you need to realize that marriage and children mean compromise you are not single and cannot come and go as you please so get a grip. If you want to keep what you have I suggest setting down and talking to her try to schedule time for each of your hobbies and time with each other or you are going to end up paying ALIMONY AND CHILD SUPPORT if you treat he like a woman and wife you might be suprised what will happen.

Answer 5

LOL With a sense of Humor like yours just keep laughing it'll get you through alot. Sorry I can't help more but TY for the laugh.

Answer 6

Man wife 1.0 might have a patch to download new software!

Answer 7

I think you should suck it up as5hole. Shes probably making sacrafices for you aswell!!!! and as for the girlfriend she probably doesnt want you anymore anyway and if she does it more than likely wont last that long.

Answer 8

Get help. And I don't mean from the Geek Squad. Marriage counseling may help.

Answer 9

You need serious mental help and your wife(unfortunate as she is)needs a good divorce lawyer,to get everything you own,and this should fix your problem.!!!!

Answer 10

That was reallly funny.

Hang in there.

Youll do just fine.