These darn hippies are always smoking their bongs and shaking their beads in my face. They want me to join their commune because they have heard how good I am in the sack and want to take advantage of me.
My cousin Earl says shoot em. Well I know that won't cotton with the law but how about tossin bricks at em???
2006-07-21 17:28:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Try using a brick of hashish and see if that doesn't do the trick.
As for the bead problem, are you sure it isn't some sort of voodoo. Black magic?? You know man beings you're down south and all y'all might wanna keep an eye out for that.
I heard of this commune about 14 years ago, place called The Farm, sounded pretty sweet to me. And now you tell me they're all rim fiends.... sign me up!!! I'm packing a bag as I type... multi-tasker ya know.
Has Earl been drinking and drugging again?? I always carry round my loaded shotgun, I grip it especially tight after a good bout of whiskey and some crack. Not quite sure how good my aim would be with a brick, but I'll tell you what, I sure could hit the hair on a fleas as* with my trust 12 gauge. I'm with Earl. Blast them fools.
2006-07-21 22:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by SmoothFlo 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You better believe it is against the law, buster! It's called Brick Abuse in the 1st Degree, a Class C felony. And, if the brick breaks you are going to be charged with Brickslaughter. You best just listen to cousin Earl. He didn't go to fourth grade for nothing.
2006-07-21 20:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real hippies would have nothing to do with you jerk. You lie like a rug on a barewood floor.There are no more communes they ended back in the 70's
2006-07-21 17:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey arent you that guy I slept with the other day? All the hippies say peace, man. Oh about that problem with your small dick. I have an idea call me
2006-07-21 17:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Listen to cousin Earl. Let us know how you made out.
2006-07-22 07:09:12 · answer #5 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pot heads are different than hippies. Check the law on that one, you might have something.
2006-07-21 17:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by OhIdonno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn ***** stfu hippies are coo, you should get a ****** bong man do some weed with us, its dope
2006-07-21 17:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just don't throw flour on them or Billy Jack will kick your ***!
2006-07-21 17:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by charice266 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound bright. Let's see you try it and find out.
2006-07-21 17:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by puppyfred 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very confusing step. try searching using bing and yahoo. it can help!
2014-11-26 15:33:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋