Is President Bush horny?

Question

He tried to fondle the Chancellor of Germany (a woman) and he gave out his former cheerleading whoop. Is he drinking again of just feeling a late-life surge of testosterone?

Did Laura stay home while he went overseas? Do you think the Chancellor is all that babealicous?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE3QDQI4NBo&search=daily%20bush%20chancellor

Answer 1

Oh, dear flying spaghetti monster (PBUHNA).....

Dude, you're making me crack up tonight, but GEEZ......a horny chimpy is an image I can do without thanks!

oh, yeah, Laura "vehicular manslaughter" Bush is there with him. Do you think she has real ones, or did chimpy make her get "upgrades"? I think they're kind of on the big side myself...

Answer 2

I don't think it is appropriate to speculate whether or not the Commander-in-chief is "horny," or not and spinning what may have appeared to be an awkward moment at best into a whole range of speculative scenarios. As far as whether or not he is drinking, I doubt it. If he is, well, I believe he is entitled to a drink if he so desires one. Chances are that the German Chancellor while not hard to look at, is more than likely "Babelicious," in the eyes of someone. Lastly, I am inclined to believe President Bush and First Lady Laura Bush are perfectly content with one another and remain happily married.

Answer 3

He's an idiot and clearly drinking again. He hid his alcoholism early in his presidency but now it can be more out in the open again.

Also, there were a few other incidents with him recently. There was his stupid "get Syria to talk to Hezbollah and stop this sh!t" or whatever it was he said to Tony Blair. Then there was the President Putin of Russia talking trash to Bush first about Cheney's hunting abilities then how Russia doesn't want Iraqi-style "democracy" like George W. Bush suggested.

It's a shame that there are still some people foolish enough to like Bush.

Answer 4

He's happy because Halliburton pumped out more Iraqi oil in one day then it did the entire war.

Of course there is rumors he's hitting the bottle again.

Maybe he's doing cocaine like he use to.

I think there is a possibility he could be horny. He might have gotten a prescription of Viagra from his boy Limbaugh. Unless Limbaugh thought he was giving Bush Viagra and accidentally gave him some of his Oxycontin and Bush was just high.

Either way you put it if that was any of us we would have been charged with sexual harassment.

Answer 5

The Chancellor is H-O-T, and I can't blame Bush for momentarilly letting his guard own and failing, if only for a moment, to resist those primal instincts to go crazy on an overseas vacation.

Answer 6

Well He may be, But I think hes doing Condi, But maybe shes been busy lately. And you know Laura isn't putting out because all she can do is sit there smile like a fool, But then again that's really all she programed to do.

Answer 7

He didnt try to fondle the chancellor he was trying to be friendly. While it was probably ill recieved, youre going to have to give him a break.

Answer 8

Hey, Dubya has Condi, alright? And if you were married to Laura the Librarian wouldn't you go out looking for something on the side even if it was the ugly German prime minister.

Answer 9

Yeah.. it's hard to understand the motivations of any one person when you observe them for an extended period of time with actually communicating with them. Image how odd some of the **** we do would look to others if every move we made were filmed?

Answer 10

I think he is 100% gay. He acts like a good "girlfriend" to all the women, what with all that gay touching, hugging Saudi Sheikhs and his trysts with Jeff Gannon.