2006-07-21 16:48:57 · 47 answers · asked by twinklecomfort 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I was late because some of my friends was trying to make me look more lifelike by placing a bottle of Crown Royal in my casket, and sunglasses on me.Cheers!
2006-07-21 16:56:31 · answer #1 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to have my funeral before I die so I could attend the party. Loud music, lots of booze, a good local rock band and reminiscences about all the stupid stuff I did. I'd like to be there to say good by and tell people how much I liked them and how I admired them. Then a big send off on a huge pyre or they could just put me to sleep and harvest the organs really fast if anything was left that was useful.
2006-07-21 16:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by valcus43 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was getting dressed and besides the funeral timing does not suit me.
2006-07-21 22:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by Shirs G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mean my body, it's because they gave it the wrong directions. I should have taken a left on Main street, but instead I took a right. Freaking bad map directions!
If it's my soul, then it's because I was having too much fun scaring the crap out of people I know and haunting them. :D Like by jumping out of closets, and running around saying "I'M NAKED!" (since ghosts don't HAVE clothes... XD )
2006-07-22 05:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by Pixie-elf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funeral home lost you.
2006-07-21 17:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by angel_64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was not my fault. it was the doctor who treated me. he said i was dead. so, everybody got ready for my funeral. few people had already reached the graveyard. when they were about to carry me i got up. there was a commotion. so, we forgot about the people who were in the graveyard. they were wondering why i was so late. then somebody rang them up to come back. how do u like this story ?
2006-07-27 06:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pall bearer will slip on a wet leaf because it is going to rain on the day of my funeral i think
sinply cuz i love the rain
2006-07-22 16:17:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I am late for my funeral it will be
because
my autopsy
went au turvy
2006-07-21 23:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by PlayTOE- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to watch the end of The Real World.
2006-07-21 16:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ruby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The people who do my make-up arent done with me yet, they are trying to make me look SEXY for my funeral...
2006-07-21 16:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by rice puppy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋