How can a keep the leprecons from getting in my trailer ? Are there traps?

Question

There is a group of 20 of them standing outside my front door. There is one staring at me now from the bedroom window and making weird noises and there is another leprecon hopping on top of my roof which is metal so it is really loud. My pet possum stinky is being held by the 2 leprecons on the backend of my trailer hitch. they even disconnected my phone line.

How do i stop this and even when I try to talk to them they just keep laughing at me calling me a horse lady. Im sick of this and i want them to go away

Answer 1

Threatnen to call police!! Or threatnen to get a gun.. if they are still there.. I hope you like leprocons stew..

Answer 2

Call 1-800-bring- the-nets. They will be there in short order with a spray for those critters. The spray makes them pee their pants and they run away in embarrassment, thus dropping your beloved pet and you can grab him to safety and clutch him to your heart.

I see you said they disconnected your phone, use the number and put it on your computer. The "bring the net "people won't know if you are on a phone or computer. Just do it.........

Then when everything settles back down to whatever you deem to be normal, we need to talk about a make over for you. Then I think these bad things might quit happening to you. We can hope anyway. Think of me as your friend. Don't be afraid. I guess you can be afraid if you want to. You should be able to do what you want and follow your heart. Don't ever follow your head, it will get you in trouble every time.

Answer 3

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to say good-bye to Stinky. Once they get ahold of a pet they like, you won't be able to pry it from their grubby little fingers. Possums are like teddy bears to them. At least Stinky will be loved and taken care of.

As for the leprechauns, you will have to intimidate them. If you have a lifelike doll of a leprechaun, that will be a good prop. You will have to make them think you eat leprechauns for breakfast. Do you have any boxes of Lucky Charms lying about? With the blinds closed, construct something that looks like a dead leprechaun. Then open the blinds and "cook" it so the leprechauns can watch. Eat it for breakfast, seasoned with Lucky Charms if you have them. Then sharpen your fork and knife on a whetstone and (you have to be really brave to do this - don't flinch or they'll call your bluff) charge out the front door (or whatever exit you can get out of) screaming and tearing after them. Hopefully you will scare them off and they won't return. You have to be really convincing, though, or they'll see through your scam and tie you up and carry you off into the forest. Good luck, and God be with you.

Answer 4

The only way, I repeat the 'only' way to stop a Leprechaun is to grab him, the leader, do not, I repeat, DO NOT!!! take your eyes off of him! You tell him that he must show you where his pot of gold is, and then, and only then, will you let him go. Don't let him try and fool you, they're good at that. You could end up richer and a wee bit wiser, after this experience! They plan to eat the possum, in my opinion, possums have a short life expectancy, anyway...couldn't you make the sacrifice? There's more where (Stinky) that one came from!

Answer 5

Yup, You can use a rabbit or possum trap. Instead of using the usual bate for the critters put a little piece of something gold in there. Works slicker than lard on a hogs back on a sunny day.

Answer 6

OMG..........that is soooo horrible.
I would be sooooo scared, I would have a massive coronary.

If I am not mistaken......seems like them little boogers have a fondness for shoes. Gather up all the shoes you can find and put them in a laundry basket.

Go out the front door......throw a shoe......walk a while
throw a shoe........walk a while.........throw a shoe (GET IT?)

as you throw shoes, they will run to get them and start a helluva fight for them.

While they are fighting for your shoes........grab Stinky and run. Get on that ole Massey Ferguson Tractor and take off.

You will have plenty of time.......as they fight over the shoes, they will be overpowered by the tantalizing funk of flunkus of the bunkus foot odor....they should be unconscious for thirty Years!!!!...longer if those are brogans.

*Good Luck !

Answer 7

The real reason they want to enter into your humble abode is the fact that you have a heart of gold. They wish to have even a chance to remain in your presence; at least for what little time they have available. They are so busy making lives easier and richer for all people that they only have a moment with you. Please don't abuse them, or neglect their kindness. They are not calling your horse lady! That doesn't even make sense. They are merely saying, "of course, lady" after everything that you command. Cook and clean in your house, they are welcome guest! Treat others with kindness and there will be a pot of gold at the end of your rainbow.

Peace.

Answer 8

Dang things! Ya Lepercons are trouble all right! You could try hanging bells on strings all around outside, they don't really care for the sound, and tend to get wrapped up in the string (with such short legs) This makes the game no more fun for them! Hope that helps!

Answer 9

Okay first things first, you must put the crack pipe down. Second I would suggest getting some sleep, anything over 6 hours should do the trick. Next if the previous steps did not work then I would say you might just have yourself a problem :o)

Answer 10

I've had several friends complain of a similar situation in the last two weeks. Leprechaun attacks!

None of them were ever seen alive again!

Nothing to get worried about.

Answer 11

Judging by your picture, I bet all you have to do is let them see you. Geez woman, your teefers look like you ate a big block of extra sharp cheddar cheese, but forgot to swallow. You have bigger problems than midgets terrorizing the trailer park.