How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 679 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 501 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4507 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996.
(NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.)
2006-07-21 15:40:16
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answered by maynerdswife 5
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
*****527****** butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
*****649***** butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of *****3054***** butt cords
was attained on .
2006-07-21 22:57:53
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answered by lawumun 3
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-21 22:36:47
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answered by Jessica H 4
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ask a woodchuck lol
2006-07-22 02:04:24
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answered by twistedreality 2
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They are pretty small, so I wouldn't think too much?!
2006-07-21 22:35:56
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answered by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6
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A whole lot!!!!!!
2006-07-21 22:35:37
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answered by Anonymous
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A lot !!!
2006-07-21 23:00:24
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answered by Lovely 2
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