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I'm dead serious here. Bears with families and blizzards and killing a man in the rainforest.

2006-07-21 14:18:40 · 9 answers · asked by John Rambo 2 in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

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I don't believe in God any more because of a tragic motor scooter and gun accident that blew off my left foot and three fingers. I often wonder that if I saw Bozo naked would I think that chocolate milk cannot be sold in stores in a plastic container, or could it? That is a very deep and philosophical question that many great people like Coach Ditka and Jesus could not answer when they went before a grand jury for illegal dancing in Utah. Just because Van Halen does not play at your grammar school dance doesn't mean that you have missed out in life or did something wrong. You have to move past those issues and begin to address the fact that Men are from Mars and Women are from Saturn. I once fed a dead rat to a blind man in a tossed salad and he was not happy with the dressing I picked for him. Do you ever reflect on the meaning of extra large shrimp or why plumbers don't lay plumbs when bricklayers lay bricks? Dance freely and don't forget to wear sunscreen when you go to the bowling alley. The government and aliens want you to stop smoking and you are just falling into their plan and trap. Think about all the people in the phone book that cannot play the piano or shoot a cross bow. Why is that? I cannot explain this to anyone unless they open their mind to free thoughts and the acceptance that dogs can teach humans to create a clean burning combustible engine to put in our automobiles. I do generally wear only women's orange panties when I cut the lawn in the morning. I think that is the best answer that I can provide with this limited amount of time and research.

2006-07-21 14:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i killed a woman in the desert after my boyfriend was killed by a cactus in a sandstorm.

does that count?

2006-07-21 21:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 2 · 0 0

Actually, yes. This happened to me three times last week.

2006-07-21 21:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh, yea sounds like a real serious question.

2006-07-21 21:22:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no but i kill off most of my clan when i was 13

2006-07-21 21:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by enziguri2000 1 · 0 0

You have got to be out of your tree!!!

2006-07-21 21:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by Big Sis 2 · 0 0

i think u really need help ALOT OF HELP

2006-07-21 21:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by speedy727 2 · 0 0

you and ted are tripin' on something

2006-07-21 21:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

SORRY...CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE!

2006-07-21 21:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by angel_in_disguise930 2 · 0 0

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