2006-07-21 14:08:43 · 13 answers · asked by Bryan G 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Because I haven't met you until now. Hello.
2006-07-21 14:11:08 · answer #1 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe in God any more because of a tragic motor scooter and gun accident that blew off my left foot and three fingers. I often wonder that if I saw Bozo naked would I think that chocolate milk cannot be sold in stores in a plastic container, or could it? That is a very deep and philosophical question that many great people like Coach Ditka and Jesus could not answer when they went before a grand jury for illegal dancing in Utah. Just because Van Halen does not play at your grammar school dance doesn't mean that you have missed out in life or did something wrong. You have to move past those issues and begin to address the fact that Men are from Mars and Women are from Saturn. I once fed a dead rat to a blind man in a tossed salad and he was not happy with the dressing I picked for him. Do you ever reflect on the meaning of extra large shrimp or why plumbers don't lay plumbs when bricklayers lay bricks? Dance freely and don't forget to wear sunscreen when you go to the bowling alley. The government and aliens want you to stop smoking and you are just falling into their plan and trap. Think about all the people in the phone book that cannot play the piano or shoot a cross bow. Why is that? I cannot explain this to anyone unless they open their mind to free thoughts and the acceptance that dogs can teach humans to create a clean burning combustible engine to put in our automobiles. I do generally wear only women's orange panties when I cut the lawn in the morning. I think that is the best answer that I can provide with this limited amount of time and research.
2006-07-21 21:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, because, until this moment, I didn't know you were around. Why didn't you come around sooner so we could hook up before now? I do hope you don't let this slide either, good friends are hard to find. Thanks for asking!!
2006-07-21 21:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by roritr2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm your Mother, that's why. Now go clean your room.
2006-07-21 21:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked you out and you turned me down.
2006-07-21 21:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by jdnmsedsacrasac1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
becuz i have no reason to be your friend...that and the fact that i dont even know who the hell you are.
2006-07-21 21:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by Sultana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I do not think I got your name.
2006-07-21 21:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well , i think u call Bryan but i cannot find you in the street..
2006-07-21 21:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by develynthong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I don't even know you.
2006-07-21 21:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you are a douche
2006-07-21 21:11:41 · answer #10 · answered by coltsfan3874 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋