All night long they play their wretched REO Speedwagon albums, let their disgusting pitbulls run free along the shoreline to scare geese and ducks and defecate on everyone's paitos, fight with each other in the outdoor corridor, and threaten each other with violence on a nightly basis.
YES - I have confronted them personally and asked them to take it down a couple notches, and once I had to call the police when I heard the phrase "Put down that sword!!" being uttered over and over by a hysterical woman.
It's quite a drama. I'm at my wit's end.
So, here's what I want: I want to drive them insane -- so insane in fact that they become desperate to move. I have the advantage of living above them, but I want to be able to torture them anonymously. I've had some great recommendations about things I could do to their cars, but I want to get inside their heads and break their will.
What can I do? HELP!!!!
2006-07-21 14:03:52 · 14 answers · asked by BlueGuitar68 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Instead you need to call the police when the violate the noise laws for night time. Call the police department right now and find out when the curfew on neighborhood noise is. (Every city has one.) Call the police on them constantly. Get your neighbors on board with this. All of you should agree to call every time this happens. One more thing. Are they violating any other city codes?: High grass, car with expired registration in the driveway, trash can out on the street at prohibited times, deteriorated paint or roof. These and many more can be complained about to your city code enforcement. What happens is the LANDLORD gets the citation. If S/he get's mad enough, s/he will evict them.
I wish you the best.
Oh -- if you want to go all out, you could try to get them in jail. Buy a directional listening recording device and record them drug dealing/threatening each other. Video camera them street fighting. Submit it anonymously to the police. You could hire a private detective to do all this for you, and consult with them how to get them in trouble with the law. They definitely can help. Did you know that you can also HIRE an off duty policeman?! My boss did it once. Contact your local PD and say that you need to hire an officer for a private function. Get an officer's number and explain what you wanna do. Invite the officer into your house on a weekend for a couple of nights in a row. The idea is that he can get his colleagues there a lot faster than you can and judges ALWAYS favor the testimony of an officer in court.
If you really want to throw them and blow their minds instead (which I don't suggest), put an anonymous ad in the paper advertising their apartment for rent at an UNBELIEVABLY low price. In you article state, "No calls. Rent application interviews only during the hours of 5 AM 8 AM this Saturday morning. First come, first served." People will swamp to their house while they are hung over from the night before. They will be so confused and mad!
(Please don't do this. Just laugh ast how cool of an idea it is.)
Oh, one last thing... PLEASE call the animal control on those "disgusting pitbulls."
2006-07-21 14:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by nopers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Annoying Apartment Neighbors
2016-11-14 13:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by jackson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you do is if possible if schedule allows it say that your going on vacation for a couple of weeks and make yourself scarce during that time or stay at a friends. Then sneak in in the middle of the night and start moving stuff around like funiture playing very abnormal music kinda like Moonlight Sonata or like a good Halloween effects tape, but only do this stuff once you know they have calmed down for the night but just remember that if they come upstairs to ask you to be quite dont answer the door.
2006-07-21 14:50:45 · answer #3 · answered by ejholle1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't do anything illegal. Even if you do a series of "legal" pranks, strung together they'll add up to harrassment, which is illegal.
ONE TIME, buy a welcome mat that says "OH NO, NOT YOU AGAIN!" and put it in front of their door. Put on top of the mat a pooper-scooper, and a Dr. Phil book about saving troubled marriages. (I think it's called "Family First.")
After that, consult a lawyer about what your rights are. Talk to your landlord. Have a long talk with the police. The cops should ticket them for not picking up after their dogs.
After that, get yourself a self-help book about dealing with difficult people. I think there's one called "Don't Let the Turkeys Get You Down".
All through this, pray to God for strength to cope, and for Him to do some much-needed miracles. You might find it helpful to read the Sermon on the Mount.
2006-07-21 14:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have a female friend call their place when only the women is home. Have her act like a lover from work or something and have her talk smack to her. Give is girl all the info you can. Where he works, lives, drives, dog's name...everything. I guarantee when he comes home all hell will break lose and property will get broke.. That is when you call the cops and the landlord. Someone will get arrested and both will get evicted.
2006-07-21 14:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by jim w 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had this problem before and they even tried to fist fight me and my wife. I couldn`t do anthing at the time because they wouldn`t come out side. So I had my brother and some of his biker friends visit them one night when I was gone and they moved shortly there afterwards. I never knew what was said but the day they moved my brother showed up on his bike and they didn`t even look up or even over our way!!! I guess the ball bats had some effect!!!
2006-07-21 14:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by bren_jim 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't waste my time on them. I would tell the Land Lord or Land Lady that if they didn't make them move, then I would and I would do just that if things didn't get better.
Nobody should have to put up with what you are describing. Good Luck.
2006-07-21 14:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by sunflower 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send in those post cards for magazines subscriptions and check bill me later so they start getting lots of bills foe the magazines.
2006-07-21 14:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by matteo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear gloves and type up an EVICTION NOTICE letter. Tell them they got 30 days to move out. or.. Just move
2006-07-21 14:07:54 · answer #9 · answered by deviousbeautifulangel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-play LOUD nersery rhymes...=x...
-since u live on d top floor, try to get a big crowd n jump on d floor az much az u can when they sleepin
-try takin the pittbullz n leave them where they cant find their way back..=x
2006-07-21 14:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ AnGeL ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋