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Maybe you just need to vent..let it out to someone and get what ever is bumming you out off your chest and talk to someone..It only gets worst if you let it sweety so just let it go and start a new evening, call or e-mail a good friend ..think positive girl and stop to worry of the small things ,if its a gut that has you bummed out then make a new beginning with someone new and start anew..Have a beautiful day my love ,people like you make the world go around..So cheer up sweety and have a good night.

2006-07-22 11:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So this penguin is driving down the road in his little penguin car when all of a sudden it starts making this horrible noise. Luckily for our little penguin friend there is a service station up ahead. So the penguin limps his penguin car to the station and tells the mechanic what happened. The mechanic says "Let me take a look at it. It might be a while though so how bout you come back a little later." So the penguin does what any penguin would do. He goes and gets some ice cream. Now it's a know fact that penguins are messy eaters and he ended up covered in ice cream. Unfortunately he had to go get his car before he could clean himself up. So he goes back to the mechanic and the mechanic tells him, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No it's just a little ice cream."



Did you hear about the gay midget?

He came out of the cupboard.


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

2006-07-21 21:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0 0

Go over to Yahoo! Videos and check out the film clip "cat massages dog". Make sure you have your sound on; the overdubbed voices are hilarious!

2006-07-21 21:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by cherrycharmca 2 · 0 0

I don't have any jokes or anything to tell you to make you laugh. Whatever it is that is bumming you out, remember, "it too shall pass". Chin up! :-)

2006-07-21 21:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by wondering in michigan 4 · 0 0

heres some blonde jokes:

What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
last year's hide and seek champion!

What did the blonde say when she looks into a cheerios box?
Doughnut seeds!

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her!

What happens when you throw a blonde girl into the red sea?
She gets wet!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

2006-07-21 21:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Krista!! 2 · 0 0

At least you know you are doing better than this girl:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/152624/criss_angel_and_half_a_woman/

2006-07-21 21:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0 0

are you from Tennessee? cause your the only ten i see haha i know thats lame but its my fav. pick up line

2006-07-21 21:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

o so sad, how about i sing the happy song!!!!!.......if only i new what it was....is there even one? lol who knos...more importantly, who cares! lol..u don't need no stupid song or a joke to help u feel better!!! u kno wat happend and u kno u will get over it! so fix it!!!......now

2006-07-21 21:11:11 · answer #8 · answered by kkk09 3 · 0 0

WWHWHOOOOOOOOEOTOROEYOESO YEAH 2POINTS OFMG YYEAAHHH IM EXITED I THINK I MIGHT **** MYSLEF!!!!! OMG 2PONTS OMFG!!!!!!!!! HOLY **** OMG GMO! IM FREAKING OUT 2POINTS BITCHES WHOOOOAOAAAAA!!!!

2006-07-22 15:59:20 · answer #9 · answered by Billy the tuba humper 1 · 0 0

just know that you are not alone

2006-07-21 21:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by Bridgets Blind 4 · 0 0

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