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For me, it's "only time will tell if we stand the test of time" from Why Can't This Be Love by Van Halen

2006-07-21 13:28:21 · 19 answers · asked by Oliver1010 3 in Entertainment & Music Music

19 answers

Loser by Beck (They are the biggest slacker $hit I have ever heard but their stupidenss is almost addictive)

Lyrics:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
That's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

(I'm a driver, I'm a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(know what I'm sayin'? )

SEE WHAT I MEAN LOL!

2006-07-21 13:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

"I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world." Those have to be the lamest lyrics to the lamest song on earth.

2006-07-21 20:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Choose anything in Paris Hilton's upcoming CD

2006-07-21 20:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Every single Paris Hilton song.

2006-07-21 20:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by wtfapricot 2 · 0 0

I always had a tough time accepting that, "Guilty Feet Have Got No Rhythm." The mental image is absurd.

2006-07-21 20:42:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sels 4 · 0 0

"If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho"~Candy Shop by 50 Cent. He was REAL creative w/ that one.

"Ear rreerr rreerr reer.... comin' down the pole"~I'm N Luv Wit A Stripper (Remix)-R. Kelly's verse.Do I even have to tell you why?

2006-07-21 20:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by Déi-déi 4 · 0 0

Download "I Love You" by Vanilla Ice. Worst song ever.

2006-07-21 20:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Boom I f ucked your boyfriend he stuck it in by 20 fingers good funny song but chesy lyrics

Lick it now lick it good lick my p ussy just like you should my neck my back lick my p ussy jsut like that put your neck into it jsut do it do it my neck my back by khia good song but cheesy lyrics lol

2006-07-21 20:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by We Can Make The Night Last 4Ever 6 · 0 0

Anything by Britney Spears and those silly boy bands!

2006-07-21 20:30:30 · answer #9 · answered by my_gay_avatar 2 · 0 0

Anything really by James Blunt.And than his voice,even thinking about it makes me almost throw up.

2006-07-21 20:49:07 · answer #10 · answered by justgoodfolk 7 · 0 0

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