If you could smack any celebrity upside the head without repercussions, who would you smack?

Answer 1

For me, the list is so long that I can form a line for each of them and slap them like I slap a mailbox with a baseball bat on a drive-by, but here's my list and the reason:

Paris Hilton - She, along with her sister Nicky, were born with a "silver spoon" to start with. Her early live was mostly private and out of the spotlight (who ever knew), dating several boyfriend in the process without any conterversies. That is until "One Night in Paris". Just days before her show "The Simple Life" was suppose to debut, her ex-boyfriend (who was married to E.G. Daly, who voice Tommy on Nickelodeon "Rugrats", at that time) release the sex tape that was suppose to ruin her and her family. Instead, it gain more popularity and the show did well in ratings. The evolution of a b**** has started. Since then, she has been on a rampage to ruin careers (see Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, and many others) and tried to make her own success (House of Wax, Stars are Blind) while hogging the spotlight for negative reasons (partyhopping, starting fights, breaking-up with boyfriend after boyfriend, car crashes, and so on). She even drag her sister into the scene. My reason to hate her is that millions of girls are starting to look up at Paris as a role model and I'm afraid that I might be dating a Paris wannabe, which would be scary to me and the fact that she never really experience real life ("Simple Life" is not real life).

Kevin Federline - Call him the luckiest man alive, but like a Kanye West song, he's a "Gold Digger". Born and raise in Fresno, he made his news by impregnating actress Shar Jackson not once but twice and was dating Britney while Shar was still pregnent with their second child. He was a backup dancer (see Chris Judd, Scary Spices husband) for Britney when they met. Months later, they got married and had Sean Preston, with a second child on the way (As Kevin would say, Oh No!). I don't know if Sean can live through his first year of existence with the way his mom is raising him. But enough about Sean, let's get back to Kevin. He's an aspiring white rapper who wants to follow in Eminem's footstep (dating a African-American would be a start) but it's making enemy from his album (the critics, Thomas Dolby). The only difference was that Eminem was real when he raps about his song and Kevin is just borrowing it. If I had to pick a rapper that sound like Kevin, it would be Bubba Sparxx or Paul Wall. He doesn't even have a record deal, but he's getting playtime for the wrong reason, even closing out the upcoming Teen Choice Award. My reason for hating him is that he lacks the skill as an aspiring rapper, as well as being a father to his kids (he basically "killed" a promising career of Britney, which is a shame, while doing partyhopping at the expense of his wife).

George W. Bush - Former Texas Ranger owner and cheerleader literally stole the election back in 2000 (remember Florida?). Since then, he had made more enemies in the U.N. and lack the quickness to help America (see Hurricane Katrina, 9/11) while spending half his time on vacation (Crawford, TX). He made some few critical mistakes (bombing and invading the "wrong" country, assuming the war was over, among others) and leading America in the wrong direction. Most people don't have faith in him anymore, but the 2004 election begs to differ (he won the election based on common morality among the church suporters). After being re-elected, he still doesn't have a clue on what his job requirement is. My reason to hate him is that he's crumbling America, piece by piece, while protecting his investments (oil, anyone?) in the country were suppose to attack.

There's more but this is what I can think off right now.

Answer 2

Tom Cruise, Lindsay Lohan, The Duff sisters, Brittney Spears, Keanu Reeves, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Ashton Kutcher...that's just a short list. There are many more.

Answer 3

Paris Hilton

Answer 4

Kevin Federline for having more kids than he can support

Paris Hilton for thinking she's a good role model for thousands of little girls

Tom Cruise for just being crazy

Star Jones for just being herself

Kobe Bryant for buying his wife off after the whole sex thing with fancy jewelry

Bill Clinton for the whole Monica Lewinsky affair, anyone can cheat, but it takes a real man to tell the truth

George W. Bush for lying to America about why we went to war with Iraq

Kanye West because I absolutely hate that "in the sky" song of his

Michael Jackson for molesting little boys and lying about it and thinking he could buy everyone off, somehow thinking that is going to fix the problem

Answer 5

Brad Pitt

Answer 6

Not really a celebrity but George W Bush or Tony Blair

Answer 7

OMG, too many to name- Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Jessica Simpson, Kelly Clarkson, etc. etc. etc.

Love ya! You ask some interesting questions.

Answer 8

Adam Kaufman

Answer 9

Tim Robbins

Answer 10

my first thought was Paris Hilton but she's not a celebrity just famous for being a rich s-lut.

so I guess next choice would be star jones for being a big baby