Who would win a fight between Hello Kitty and Godzilla?

Question

10 pts for the best play by play

Answer 1

Crap...this is gonna be hard...Uh, Well, Godzilla's to tall to be able to see Hello Kitty, so she uses her magical kitty powers to jump on his nose (snout?) and then puts on a cute face witch Gozilla falls for instantly...so, Hello Kitty won.

o_O That has got to be the weirdest thing I've ever written...next time, I'll stick to aliens.

Answer 2

This is a tough one, as on the surface it would appear that Godzilla would have a huge advantage.

With that said, my vote would go for Hello Kitty. While cute, fuzzy, and slightly entertaining to little girls who have nothing else to do, there is a darker, more sinister side to this cat.

Remember my little pony? They were quite popular, even surpassing Hello Kitty for a short period of time. This all changed, when at a exclusive back stage party thrown by "New Kids On The Block" Hello Kitty struck, mowing down most of the little pony's and several groupies with a fully automatic Uzi. She then cut off their heads, and mailed them to the execs. at Hasbro as a warning. My little pony shortly thereafter faded away, and Hello Kitty took her rightful place at the top again.

So, with that history now exposed for the first time, I believe she has what it takes to overcome the beast known as Godzilla. If I remember correctly, there was a Hello Kitty line produced in the mid '80's at the height of the cold war that was fashioned after a Russian Nuclear Missile all terrain vehicle launcher. The cute pink truck and mini nuke were never released to the public, but it is rumored Hello Kitty kept several for herself, and made the cute Minute Man 3 missile fully operational, to include the nuclear war heads.

It is my belief this is how she will overcome Godzilla.

Answer 3

Godzilla is far far far more larger and stronger,and he's ruined a skycraper so he's should not have problem with a cute little cat.

Hello Kitty have more powerful anime strike,and Godzilla is afraid with the cute things.

AND HIS TOUCH WILL MUTATED HELLO KITTY INTO ANOTHER KITTYZILLA!

AND SINGLE CUTE ACTION OF HELLO KITTY WILL MUTATED GODZILLA INTO A SMALL LIZARD!

Logically Godzilla will flattened that poor kitten (lol).

Answer 4

Hello Kitty.... no doubt because he (yea she is really a he) has some much pinned up anger, after all these years being mistaken for a girl....

Sure Godzilla is big and scary looking.... but HK has an identity crisis fueling his rage

And to make matters worse HK in the divorce settlement got full rights of the Zilla name.

HK used to be GodKitty but due to a successful lawsuit GZ got the rights to her name back, but she was unable to get sole custody of their son Godzookie....

So although GZ is a woman scorned, HK has that Napoleon and Crying game crisis going... So HK hands down is the winner

Answer 5

Hello Kitty. Godzilla would take one look at her and say, "I'm not beliving this. Musta been Tokyo Tower didn't agree with me when I ate it last night for supper." Then he'd wander off and crash around Shinjuku, wondering if towers really can make you hallucinate.

Hello kitty wouldn't even see Godzilla, he being too large for eyes to take in, and she'd just blink those eyes and lay down for a snooze.

Answer 6

Oh, Hello Kitty HANDS DOWN. A little pink kitten? Are you kidding me? Godzilla must have a death threat!

Answer 7

Hello Kitty would! She's got all those Sanrio people, Badtz Maru would totally kill Godzilla!

Answer 8

hello kitty has already win in better selling

oh wait, that's because sanrio is helping each other, but the zilla is one man show

hey, the zilla eyes only fix to a stronger being than him/her, so the kitty attack mostly will be critical strike , and that cute look will fool every living human on earth and support sanrio gang...

Answer 9

Hello Kitty, of course. Cats eat lizards all the time.

Answer 10

hello kitty of course, godzilla is ascared of cute things