If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up...
Your life aint that bad
2006-07-21 11:53:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
ha ha funny!!
2006-07-21 12:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really make me laugh.
I am not an egg.
Nobody laid as an egg can't write something like that.
Even chicken think life is not bad when it have a nice place to live, eat and drink.
2006-07-21 12:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by Krstov 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how chickens have sex?
They don't.
The rooster... 'fertilizes' the egg after it's been laid.
A hen has babies all day, and the only thing it's ever laid is eggs.
How would you like to be a chicken???
2006-07-22 20:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by EricTheAlchemist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A classic!
2006-07-21 12:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Just Ask 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An egg doesn't exactly have feelings.
2006-07-21 11:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess life isnt so bad after all
2006-07-21 11:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by M-Town_Beauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a good one. You have a great sense of humor.
2006-07-21 11:57:21 · answer #7 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is really funny it made me laugh really hard.Thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-21 17:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Demon Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-21 11:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-21 11:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an egg-citing question i suppose.
eggs-cuse me.
2006-07-21 11:57:42 · answer #11 · answered by fakemoonlandings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋