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I saw that on a bumper sticker and it cracked me up.

Sorry, I know it's not a question. :)

2006-07-21 11:48:22 · 12 answers · asked by Nonna 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

david... what!? I'm confused

2006-07-21 11:55:41 · update #1

12 answers

I love it -- roflmao......my nephew told the jehovah's that he found Jesus,when looking for the remote for the tv. He told them he "exclaimed hallelujah, sell my clothes, i'm goin' to heaven, i've plumb found Jesus under the bed! I don't think he liked that too much though.... 'cuz he was hanging with the dust bunnies, & I saw him checking out the playboy i stole from Father Joe."

The Jehovahs split.........but gee whiz, it went over like a lead balloon!

btw (to those who would call me blasphemous, I didn't endorse it, i'm simply the conduit for information. enquiring minds need to know!)

2006-07-21 12:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 0 0

Nona -it is a question in a sense-should we just look busy-or redeem the time-and i cussed alot till i got a what u need to keep u the princess-a new heart when i let Jesus into my heart-i prayed-and let him in to forgive my sins-amen-have the nicest day and be real-he dont give up on anyone and keep the good humor-ok princess Nona-ty david and my x girl is 19 so whatever peace up-

2006-07-21 11:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Good saying but why should we look busy

2006-07-21 11:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm dusting off Bibles..hehe..im safe

2006-07-21 11:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Angel_Anton 6 · 0 0

its better written under the picture ive seen of a bunch of nuns smoking pot. hahahahahaha

2006-07-21 11:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by annie_4ever 3 · 0 0

I saw it on a T-Shirt, It made me laugh too

2006-07-21 11:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

don't worry about jesus is coming or no. go ahead and have a good life and never bother one another

2006-07-21 11:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is pretty funny....Jesus knows everything about ya though, so if you are a lop, he already knows your m.o.!

2006-07-21 11:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by lydlykarug 4 · 0 0

haha sounds good!!

2006-07-21 11:50:14 · answer #9 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 0 0

I found Jesus . . he's in my trunk.

2006-07-21 11:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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