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"Not really, Santa, but my intentions are good." :-))

2006-07-21 11:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by zen 7 · 2 2

I drop the Glock pistol that I was getting ready to use to shoot the home invader coming through my chimney (I'm a city girl).

I then smile and tell Santa, "Of course I'm good. Go ask the guy passed out in my bed. He'll tell you just how good I can be."

2006-07-21 18:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah H 3 · 0 0

I've been half and half Santa but *blubbers and puts on sad face* I still deserve wots and wots of presents, don't I? Like an iPod and a zillion iTunes cards. like a computer game. Pweez Santy, I'll die without dem!


P.S. I am not a selfish and spoiled brat all the time

2006-07-21 19:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by ~The Drama Queen~ 4 · 0 0

I dont know what I'de say but both Mommy and Daddy pray the answeer is NO.. Its alot cheeper then Oh! YES very good..Nice question.. LOL Rob from Tennessee..

2006-07-21 18:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

call 911, break in in progress, have santa arrested, and then have a year's supply of venison from what's up on the roof, sell the sleigh for scrap.

2006-07-21 18:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by dread pirate lavenderbeard 4 · 0 0

************ you got 10 seconds to get your *** back up that chimney before I let loose with both barrels...now vamoose!

2006-07-21 18:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 0 0

How the F**K did you just get down a chimney?!!?!

2006-07-22 10:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Who the hell are you and how did you fit down my chimney?

2006-07-21 18:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The road to hell is paved with good intentions! Does that count for something?

2006-07-22 09:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by Fox Paws 6 · 0 0

i ask him where he got my chimney from, as last time i checked i didnt have one!

2006-07-22 10:30:21 · answer #10 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0 0

im always good 4 u santa, my my u look so sexy in that red suit, and so warm... let me help u with that

2006-07-21 22:37:59 · answer #11 · answered by mofo 2 · 0 0

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