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Last night I was playing poker. I had a decent hand and I was sure I was going to win. So to win as much money as I could I decided to gamble my little cousin (two years old). Unfortunately I lost and my cousin was taken away by my opponent.

How can I get my cousin back before my family finds out? Legally can I take my cousin back?

2006-07-21 11:07:25 · 15 answers · asked by Wilson Kipketer 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

15 answers

QUICK, challenge the other guy to another poker tournament! ha ha...

2006-07-21 11:26:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Legality isn't the issue. Experience tells me they will be contacting you soon offering the 2 year old back. Hold out for some extra cash.

2006-07-21 18:21:55 · answer #2 · answered by wildflower 2 · 0 0

Well, basically you have two choices. Either win the lottery, or rob a bank. I guess you could rob a bank and use the money to buy hundreds of lottery tickets...you're pretty much screwed

2006-07-21 18:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Legally you probably can, but are you sure you want to? Maybe you should wait a year or two.

2006-07-21 18:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by AZmama 2 · 0 0

What were you betting your cousin for dumby? Go get the kid back.

2006-07-21 18:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by Revelator 2 · 0 0

Legally can I take my cousin back?

well, gee, i don't know... was it legal to gamble your cousin?

......stupid boy......

2006-07-21 18:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no way - they might have taken a dog, but no one is going to take some snot nose 2 yo kid

2006-07-21 18:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get over yourself.

2006-07-21 18:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0 0

what were you thinking a decent hand

2006-07-21 18:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by arizonabrat 3 · 0 0

for your sake i hope ur joking if not go to the ******* police

2006-07-21 18:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa R 4 · 0 0

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