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2006-07-21 12:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by -.- 6 · 0 2

If the forbidden fruit was strictly forbidden for consumption I'd say none of us would be here and Eve would still enjoy the eternal banana from the tree of life and never have a dull or lonely moment. You think she'd wanna trade that to raising whiney kids and a demanding husband. Right!

God in all his wisdom knew that, so he created Adam first. As for the sort and shape of the fruit it's disputed what the fruit was. I personally think it was figs, it would explain the whole fig leave clothing line people started out with.

2006-07-21 17:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by groovusy 5 · 0 0

God wouldn't have made Adam after Eve because Eve would have talked his ears off complaining about this and that so God would think, "Do I really want TWO like this???"

(just kiddin' ladies)

The forbidden fruit was fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. It was not necessarily an apple or banana. Maybe it was a banapple.

2006-07-21 17:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It wouldn't matter if the forbidden fruit was an apple or banana. We don't know what it was.

Therefore, it would be completely irrelevent.

2006-07-21 17:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by mthtchr05 5 · 0 0

Nobody knows who God made first - it is only a wild guess and there is no such thing as forbidden fruit - it is just another wild OT assumption.

2006-07-21 17:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0 0

then Adam probably wouldn't have eaten it cause i have such a hard time getting guys to eat any fruit at all, let alone mushy phallic symbols. and if he got there first he wouldn't have said wow this is great i'm taking it to Eve, he'd have said, Ugh! this is fruit!

2006-07-21 17:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by at a snail's pace 4 · 0 0

Then the world would be ruled by Condi Rice and we'd give banana's to teachers instead of apples.

2006-07-21 17:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

so adam was created first?
and eve was talking to God!
God told eve to be evil!
we have to educate Adam,
we have to pull the evil out of him Eve!
so be evil!
infact you are good!
but you will just show up as evil,eve!
Adam is the devil,we have to give him his health back!
and so God deceived eve!
and stupid eve deceived Adam,and made him bite the poisoned apple!
Love does die!
but i never would die for stupid eve!
because she is stupid!
maybe i should mate with a female eagle?
she might have more intelligence?

2006-07-21 17:16:34 · answer #8 · answered by bluffylee 1 · 0 0

What if Noah was actually a woman and the ark was a floating french fry at God's McDonald's? You have an imagination....

2006-07-21 17:09:46 · answer #9 · answered by ~S~ is for Stephanie! 6 · 0 0

what if he did, the banana is a phallic symbol Eve and her damn apple would still be blamed by holy misogynist whiners

2006-07-21 17:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well that makes sense because i am allergic to bananas. You just made my day!

2006-07-21 17:03:31 · answer #11 · answered by Kay O 3 · 0 0

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