When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he replied, I know just what we should do the doctor calls the husband and asks him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead when the doctor asked how that could be the husband replied, I think she choked to death
2006-07-21 09:08:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!
2006-07-21 09:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by raiderking69 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here is another joke:
has anyone had these problems when they drank?
1 u lose arguments with inanimate objects
2 u have 2 hold onto the lawn 2 keep from falling off the earth
3 work starts nterfearing with ur drinking
4 ur doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohal system
5 the back of ur head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
6 u sincerely blieve alchohal 2 b the elusive 5th food group
7 that damned pink elephant followed u home again
8 u blieve "2 hands and just 1 mouth.. thats a drinking problem"
9 u can focus better with 1 i closed
10 very women u c has an exact twin
11 u fall off the floor or up the stairs
12 u discover in the morning that your liquid ceaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared
13 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger so you skip dinner
14 beer: its not just for breakfast anymore
15 the glass keeps missing your mouth
16 you donte blood and they ask what proof it is
17 mosquitoes and vampires fly into walls after biting you
18 you believe your only drinking problem is not having a drink right now
hope you like it, if you want more just click my icon
2006-07-21 16:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 Stars.
2006-07-21 16:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by C-Mick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE JOKE!! 100 OUT OF 10
2006-07-21 16:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, made me wanna pee and choke at the same time! LOL
2006-07-21 16:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, i was just looking for jokes to take with me on my camping trip this weekend. This one's gonna shine!
2006-07-21 16:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-07-21 17:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by beautifulstars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-07-21 16:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by Tiffany D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice joke
2006-07-21 19:45:42 · answer #9 · answered by 1234567 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Easy I don't understand your joke????
2006-07-21 16:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one but still funny
2006-07-21 16:12:07 · answer #11 · answered by rainprincess0820 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋