What do you say or do?
2006-07-21 08:42:30 · 23 answers · asked by my brain hurts 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Firstly, Jesus was divine and therefore didn't crap. Ever. There is no evidence of Jesus ever crapping in the bible. And if he wasn't crapping why wouldn't he be standing? Unless, of course, the seat is down and he's just waiting for me. In which case....
I find it completely unacceptable to have a handsome guy with a goatee sitting on my toilet while I am in the shower. OBVIOUSLY, he wouldn't be in my house unless I invited him, so why isn't he in the shower with me? Why isn't he washing my back?
Unless he's a criminal and he broke in. But someone how I find breaking and entering a little beneath Jesus.
Unless he's landscaper guy Jesus and not divine guy Jesus. In which case, I'll run for my baseball bat and then beat the crap out of him before calling the police.
Hope this helps.
2006-07-21 08:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by barelyliterate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What took you so long? I've been waiting to have a conversation with you about a few things for a while now... Get off the damn toilet and meet me in the kitchen. Put the coffee on, you'll need it.
2006-07-21 15:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Blissbug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the **** out of my house creep before I call the cops!
I met Jesus one time, living in a cave up in the mountains, creepy, smelly, arbitrarily blessed and comdemned us, changing from minute to minute depending on how he read our facial expressions, told us we were saved for giving him food when we left, warned us the end of the world would begin in Wyoming in 2004.
2006-07-21 15:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by anonacoup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close the shower curtain and ask him to hurry up. Then get out once he's done his business.
2006-07-21 15:46:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't know we would need a shower or a toilet in Heaven!
2006-07-21 15:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I scream, because I probably wont beilieve thats Jesus.
Then I might call the cops, because I'll still be freaked out. If he disappears when they come I'll probably think I'm going crazy.
2006-07-21 15:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would offer some toilet paper for that load of crap his people dole out to me.
2006-07-21 15:45:54 · answer #7 · answered by Wookie on Water 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't know what to say or do. I'd be in too much shock. I think if had enough since, I'd say "I'm sorry, I know I've been bad"
2006-07-21 15:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by too cute 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's toilet paper under the sink
2006-07-21 15:45:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome question.....I'd say "sorry dude, didn't know you were there....need some more toilet paper/""
2006-07-21 15:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋