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2006-07-21 08:08:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
His real name is Jeff Albertson. In the episode "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" it is revealed to us.
2006-07-21 08:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by ithek_thundervoice 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Comic Book Guy
2006-07-21 09:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by Nonna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This might help...
Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson is a fictional character in the animated series The Simpsons. He is the proprietor of the comic book shop, The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop.
Voiced by Hank Azaria, the obese, hirsute Comic Book Guy is perhaps best known for his sarcastic quips. He holds a master's degree in folklore and mythology (he translated The Lord of the Rings into Klingon as part of his thesis). His catchphrase is the declaration "Worst. Episode. Ever." which is usually delivered with slight pauses between each word, or variants with slightly different wording (such as "Worst. Theme Park. Ever."). Comic Book Guy is said to be mocking certain Simpsons fans who will race to the Internet to criticize the producers and writers of an episode they have just finished viewing and declare such episode to be the "Worst Episode Ever." This facet is based on the real-life tendency of Simpsons fans to do just that starting sometime in 1992 on the alt.tv.simpsons USENET newsgroup.
A science fiction buff, Comic Book Guy has a bumper sticker that reads "My Other Car Is The Millennium Falcon," given to him by a Harrison Ford-lookalike. The license plate on his AMC Gremlin is NCC-1701, the registry number of Star Trek's USS Enterprise. The contents of his display case include, among other oddities, a photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore and a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advises a friend to commit suicide. He wears prescription pants, and in the 14th Halloween episode revealed he had a "Jabba the butt" tattoo in "the appropriate place". He also owns a T-shirt that says "C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN."
Comic Book Guy is a fan of the comic strip Hi and Lois. His store contains a section full of illegal videos (which include Mr. Rogers drunk, a top secret American nuclear war strategy, a "good version" of The Godfather Part III, and Kent Brockman picking his nose). He once had to give up the Ultimate Belt (which he won as a door prize at a Star Trek Convention) because, as he pointed out, "the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt." He was a virgin well into his forties. He was romantically involved with Principal Skinner's mother Agnes (Chief Wiggum was notably repulsed when he and his officers stumbled upon the couple "in the act"). He later dated Edna Krabappel. His store is his sanctuary, where he holds some level of self-esteem, imperiously lording over pre-teen kids, like Bart Simpson and Milhouse Van Houten, using a heavily sarcastic tone. (When he was the target of mockery while trying to return the Ultimate Belt, he famously sighed, "I must get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.")
Comic Book Guy was once married—in an online role-playing game. He and his Internet wife contemplated having children, but that would have severely drained his power crystals. While part of an intellectual junta that briefly ran Springfield, he proposed plans to limit breeding to once every seven years (a reference to the Vulcan blood fever of mating, called Pon Farr), commenting that this would mean much less breeding for most, but "much much more" for him.
He is a member of the Springfield branch of Mensa, along with Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Lisa Simpson, Professor Frink, and Lindsey Naegle.
2006-07-21 08:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by rangersfan34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His real name is Jeff Albertson. We saw that in the Super Bowl Special. Until then his name was just known as Comic Book Guy.
2006-07-21 08:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by tjbaseballsaenz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His name is Comic Book Guy. A cartoon character doesnt have to have a real name.
2006-07-21 08:11:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Comic Book Guy. Real name: Unknown/Doesn't have one.
2006-07-21 08:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by Nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't have a name apart from Comic Book Guy...
2006-07-21 08:14:50 · answer #7 · answered by Amethyst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea he doesnt have a real name. its just comic book guy
2006-07-21 08:12:03 · answer #8 · answered by sniperkill546 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real name is unknown. They never gave him one. But he's a virgin anyways so he'll never need it because no girl's ever gonna scream it!
2006-07-21 08:13:21 · answer #9 · answered by Mischelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah he does have a real name, its Jeff Albertson, hes only said it once, and that was to flanders
2006-07-23 17:50:19 · answer #10 · answered by DangerDan A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋