2006-07-21 07:37:48 · 32 answers · asked by dewi g 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Sorry, I don't know!
2006-07-21 07:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are like so many others. You really should not get down about this. Hey, you might not even want a girlfriend after meeting the Red Hat Society. Dude, chill. And just buy yourself a sex toy. Cyber skins, jellies, latexes, even the big man's pump all feel better then the rejection of a women.
And trust me, you an learn to cook for yourself no matter the consequences.
2006-07-21 07:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jesus Heavenly Christ, Messiah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Dewi, I see a lot of people are more into making fun of the fact that you misspelled laid rather then help you, so let me offer you a piece of advice. There is more to life and relationships then sex. One big thing you have going against you is that is sounds like you are pursuing sex rather than love. As a christian I have to tell you that sex is for married people. However, I only try to help people, not push my religion on them. If you are only looking to have sex then you can take the advice of some of the others and hire a professional. However, I believe it to be God's desire for all of us to have the best. The best advice I can give you is to start acting your age, rather than a sex starved teenager and find you a nice lady. Look for love. A prostitute can give you a lay for a day but a soul mate can give you the love and lay of a lifetime. This is the cave man signing out. Peace and God Bless.
2006-07-21 07:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by cave man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, I think you may need to know what the hell it is before you try doing it. You can't get LIED! Its Laid. And, as long as you are talking like that... you probably won't have much luck, unless you want a whore of course. You should try meeting a nice lady, take her out, wine and dine her and maybe you'll get some *** by the end of the night.
2006-07-21 07:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First I want to thank you very much for this hilarious post and all the gutbusting replies, I HAVE NOT laughed so hard in weeks. How can you get laid, o, right, lied, to, ask a girl if you look like Brad Pitt..there is your answer..just playin
2006-07-21 07:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lied? Someone else already thought you meant 'laid' but incase you didn't, hear is how to get lied.
Believe every statement from the Bush White House.
2006-07-21 07:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lied? lol
That's funny. This could be the reason why.... you're an idiot. Find out what "lied" means and then find out what word you're actually looking for.
2006-07-21 07:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Private Account 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound very desperate there, buddy...
You look desperate in that picture of yours, too...
Try getting a girlfriend, a real one...Be a good guy, give the girl a good time, don't act like a jerk (sorry) And then, if you are a good boy, you just might get it...good luck...
2006-07-21 07:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by Magy G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lied? If you want to get lied, ok, you're gorgeous. If you actually mean LAID, either learn how to spell or get a hooker.
2006-07-21 07:39:40 · answer #9 · answered by KitKat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lied, I guess if you do not know what you are looking for, you will never get it. If you want to get LAID, crawl up a chicken's a.s.s and just wait.
2006-07-21 07:44:34 · answer #10 · answered by lignebur72 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Treat your friends honestly and they won't lie to you no more.
OR if you are asking about getting "laid", then it's different.
Don't think of getting laid and you will get laid more often. Ladies can feel guys' desperation of getting laid. Get the "getting-laid" thought out of your mind and just treat the ladies with your heart. (ie listen to them, laugh with them, eat with them, date them... may sound gay, but works). When the time is right, she will give it to you.
2006-07-21 07:42:43 · answer #11 · answered by Lucas C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋