2006-07-21 07:17:37 · 18 answers · asked by barrel_o_pigskins 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
Oooh! I had a guy try this on me, and I still like him even if it was in middle school.
Guy: Can I have your picture?
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year.
I always love pick up lines that have some humor. This is my fave!
2006-07-21 07:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by Confusion With a K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them:
"Excuse me, Im all outta pick-up lines, can I buy you a drink?" Seriously. This will capture ANY type of girl. If they want good humor, thats pretty funny. If they want honesty, there you go. Good Spirit, bam!. Charisma - done. Guts- C'mon. If they are tired of all the lame pick up lines, at least this was original.
If she is shallow and/or conceited, hey, she would have said "no" anyway.
2006-07-21 14:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you don't.
If you have a sense of humor, you can make girls laugh, which most find attractive.
If you don't, only the humorless will be attracted to you.
Prepared lines and punch lines are a real turn-off.
2006-07-21 14:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by tehabwa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always like when a guy just keeps a close eye on my from across the room all night and after I have his attention and I've flirted back a little with body language, he comes over and talks to me. Just being himself.
2006-07-21 14:24:00 · answer #4 · answered by Mischelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
punch lines?..you mean Pick up lines.
this is classic.
First go up to the girl and ask to see her shirt /blouse tag, then say to her " I knew it -- it says made in heaven!!"
2006-07-21 14:27:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One thing I love is when a guy notices my eyes, first thing. Like if I'm nervous or shy and a guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, I'm so-and-so, and I've been watching you from across the room. I noticed you have really beautiful eyes, and I was wondering if you would like to dance with me." Either that or notice a part that she seems insecure about, like her hair, and tell her it looks great or something like that.
2006-07-21 14:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best line I've ever heard: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
(not recommended for actual use...)
2006-07-21 14:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Supernan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy: Girl are you tired?
Girl: Why?
boy: Cause you have been running through my mind all day long!
2. Girl you must be campbells soup because you are Mmm Mmm good!!!!
Boy: Do you have a band aid?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Because I hurt myself when I fell in love with you!
2006-07-21 14:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch lines? OK.
"But this one is eating my popcorn!"
"The box said 'up to 20 pounds'."
"No, you dumb horse, I said 'posse'!"
"A man will spend a half-hour looking for a golf ball."
"The pricks are on the outside."
Is that good enough?
2006-07-21 14:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a girl but my mom told me this one and i absoluly loved it you should go up to a girl you like and know and say "Is your arm ok?" and she ask why and you say" because i thought maybe you hurt it when you fell from heaven." I love that you can try it. just helping. ^_^
2006-07-21 14:22:35 · answer #10 · answered by dubblehugs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋