It is Friday and I don't feel like working anymore.
If it works I will give you 10 points and buy you lunch.
(This is a joke BTW ... for all you anal retentive people.)
2006-07-21 06:13:34 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
yes you would call up 911 and say like Al Capone, listen up all you flat foots! muah SEE! I sawed this bomb over yonder SEE! and you coppers better be here quick for I shart my pants ehhh ehhh ehh SEE muah see see muah muah see mauh see see see!
2006-07-21 08:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't get caught up in the whole "communication" thing where you can be tried for additional crimes of using the phone for a threat.... just take a shoebox or an old paper case and write in bad english.... "B 0 IVI <3" and put it in a conspicuous place.... "hey what is that... where did that come from" as you point it out to the boss.... it doesnt hurt to put a wire or two on it and put a lil oil on the outside on a corner.
and to anyone important who might be listening.... i NEVER said this was OK
2006-07-21 12:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by robertonduty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the nearest airport, get in the security line and ask your question. Should be entertaining.
2006-07-21 06:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah and your anus is not retentive-in fact it's loose as a goose.
2006-07-21 06:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...the police just LOVE jokes like this!!
And, just so you know, with all the forensic information, your joke wouldn't last long!
But, thanks for the 2 points!!
2006-07-21 06:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by fairly smart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't feel like going to prison.
(And that's no joke)
2006-07-21 06:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have my hell, you have yours.
♪ Its such a pretty world today ♫
♪ ♫♪ Look at the sunshine...♪ ♫♫
2006-07-21 06:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why dont you just say you have a headache and go home?
2006-07-21 08:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks I already had lunch. But ask a terrorist.
2006-07-21 06:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋